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2011 NBA Finals Thread

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Simmons is an idiot:

"It's not The Decision, or his lack of self-awareness, or the fact that he's a front-runner … it's that he's blowing the "everything" car-wash package."

No, we hate him, because he's an asshole, and because our best chance at a title in 46 years was a mirage.

Simmons, spoiled with the 15 or so titles won by Boston sports teams in his lifetime, will never understand our bitterness.
 
This article, and this statement in particular tells me that Windy sure knows his audience and what they want to hear/read. This was the Windy that we all came to know and love, and it felt good to read some of it again!

Tells me nothing I didn't already know. Windy has become a turd.
 
Simmons is an idiot:

"It's not The Decision, or his lack of self-awareness, or the fact that he's a front-runner … it's that he's blowing the "everything" car-wash package."

No, we hate him, because he's an asshole, and because our best chance at a title in 46 years was a mirage.

Simmons, spoiled with the 15 or so titles won by Boston sports teams in his lifetime, will never understand our bitterness.

I don't think he's specifically referring to Cleveland fans with that quote, just saying why most of the world hates him.
 
I don't think he's specifically referring to Cleveland fans with that quote, just saying why most of the world hates him.

Yeah, I think he's wrong about that, too. I think (hope) that most of the world hates him, because he's a narcissistic asshole.

It sounds like Simmons is a rare kind of sports fan, who watches in order to see people maximize their potential as athletes. I think you can be that kind of sports fan after your home teams win about 15 titles in our lifetime.

People like me watch sports to root our teams on, and also for the drama of the rivalries and the excitement of the games.

When I watch the Indians, I do it to root them on, not to see Travis Hafner maximize his potential as a hitter. If Hafner didn't maximize his potential as a hitter, I would be angry about the negative effect on the Indians. I wouldn't be sad for the failed artistry.
 
Cuban is awesome, cool guy, and a great & passonite owner. To that point...
Mark Cuban will pay for your $110,000 bar tab. And your parade
By Kelly Dwyer

In the Dallas Mavericks' NBA Finals after-party, team owner Mark Cuban bought a bottle of champagne for his team, and then left a 22 percent tip. We also should point out that the bottle was nearly half the size of the 7-foot Dirk Nowitzki(notes), it cost $90,000, and his tip was $20,000. The New York Post reports that this made up the entirety of his tab for the night, but we suspect Cuban bought more than that.

From the Post:

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban spent $110,000 in four hours celebrating at club Liv at Miami's Fontainebleau after his Mavs beat the Heat to take the NBA Championship. Cuban spent most of it on a $90,000 bottle of Ace of Spades Champagne for teammates Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry(notes), Brian Cardinal(notes) and Shawn Marion(notes). After partying with the trophy until 5 a.m. yesterday and taking in a performance by Lil Wayne, Cuban left a $20,000 tip for the wait staff. "Worth every penny," he cheerily told us via e-mail.

You can tell the measure of a man, or woman, by how well they tip. There are ridiculous and pointless unwritten rules about tipping that make the whole exercise frustrating to some who don't understand the practice, but at its core it shows a sincere understanding for what other people have to do at their jobs. Which is sort of the point of empathy.

Oh, and you can also tell the measure of a man's bank account by their ability to finance a parade, which is what Mark Cuban is doing for Dallas sometime this week:

Cuban repeated Monday that he will personally pay for the celebration. Dallas Mayor Dwaine Caraway says the city is in a budget crunch but still plans a parade, with details to be announced later.

According to Forbes, Cuban is ranked 459th on the "World's Richest People" list, with a net worth of $2.5 billion, so while he can't grab the check like this every day, this month's fun has been well within his means.

No word on the rumor that Cuban then returned home to make a delicately prepared club sandwich from the comfort of his kitchen, because "we had to use the rest of that turkey up, before it went bad." Before jetting off to the Cayman Islands to kibitz with Lorne Michaels and Alec Baldwin.
 
And another Cuban post...

Mark Cuban's Bathroom Moment With Trophy Is 'Where Amazing Happens'
by Brian Floyd • Jun 14, 2011 10:50 PM EDT

Yes, Mark Cuban took the Larry O'Brien Trophy everywhere after the Dallas Mavericks won the NBA championship on Sunday. Yes, that includes the bathroom somewhere, either in the arena or in the club. And yes, someone made the real photo of Cuban in the bathroom doing his business with the trophy in one hand into a parody "Where Amazing Happens" ad.

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Dallas beat Miami because Dallas is the deepest team in basketball. If they resign Butler, Chandler, and Barea (Cuban will have no problem spending the money) then their bench will be Barea, Marion, Haywood, Terry, etc. Most of those players would start on certain teams.

I'll be the first one to admit that I didn't think that Dallas could beat Miami, but I also said in the Dallas Mavericks thread that they were a legit contender. I'm not necessarily shocked that they won. I think if Caron Butler didn't get injured they might have actually swept the Heat. People tend to forget that Dallas had the best record in basketball before Dirk and Butler got injured.

Rose should not have won MVP. Period. Rose shrank in the playoffs when Lebron guarded him and Jason Terry schooled Lebron when he was on him. It was obvious Dirk was the MVP when Dallas went 1-9 when Dirk went down with his ankle injury. Dallas hasn't won 50+ games for something like 10 years for nothing. He's been the only constant on that team for years.
 
Chris Kaman: BTW some douche asked me today while I was filling up my truck if I was @Dirk Nowitzki n I told him ya I got my MVP trophy in the back seat buddy.

Hilarious.
 
The Mavs remind me of Portland '77 team. A testament to teamwork and playing the game the right way. I didn't actually watch them play, but read about them in The Breaks of The Game (which, apart from Loose Balls is probably the best basketball book I have ever read).

They were also organized the same way, around a big man (Walton in his prime) with transcendent skills. They also weren't a bunch of superstars, I think that Maurice Lucas and Lionel Hollins were decent players, but certainly not superstars.

Cerebral coach (Dr. Jack) who focused on the importance of trust in the team game of basketball, much like Carlisle.

At any rate, figured I'd share it in here. I didn't get to watch them play, so it's not personal experience in watching the games that I am drawing on, but the parallels seem to be there.
 

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