2017 Annual RCF NFL Mock Draft

[TopGun]

I'd be willing to take the Patriots as a second team since they don't have any picks until the third round.

 

[Otsego Mar]

Who got the birds? Falcons and Seahawks left, then we can get this show on the road.

 

[The Oi]

@Randolphkeys and I have agreed to a trade.

I give up 1st Round (25th overall), 2nd Round (57th overall), 3rd Round (89th overall) and a first rounder in 2018 in return for the 2nd pick.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Guy hasn't even been in the league for a day and he already makes a blockbuster move for trombonski.... Well done Oi

And Keys that's the kind of asset acquiring that would make Swordfish Brown blush

 

[Randolphkeys]

On behalf of the 49ers organization, I'd like to make three announcements. First of all, we welcome Pro Bowl center Jeremy Zuttah in a trade with the Baltimore Ravens. Getting a player of his caliber for moving back a few picks in the sixth round is a great haul for a rebuilding offense.

(I'm not kidding, lucky fucks just got a good center for free! http://www.ninersnation.com/2017/3/15/14939572/49ers-trade-for-center-jeremy-zuttah-baltimore-ravens

Browns are never this lucky. I digress...)

Secondly, I'm here to announce a trade of the #2 pick to the Texans out of pure spite for the New York Street Whores organization. While the offer from @Triplethreat was indeed more enticing than the deal made with the Texans today, we know of the strong moral character of their front office. The Texans likely make the playoffs in 2018 so the picks aren't likely to equal the value of the #2 overall, but year one of the 49er rebuild should be about fixing the many, many holes on the roster. The 49ers are rivaled only by the Browns in the sheer number of truly disastrous positions for depth.

Thirdly, I want to remind everyone that making a trade agreement with the Jets franchise is like getting a prison blowjob. It might feel like a good idea at the time, but there's a damn good chance you will get a shiv in the taint over borrowing contraband two weeks ago out of nowhere. Can't trust them!

 

[Stitches]

I second any and all Jets bashing.

 

[The Oi]

Do I make my pick now or wait?

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Do I make my pick now or wait?

Are you insane you aren't even on the clock yet!!!!!!

 

[The Oi]

Are you insane you aren't even on the clock yet!!!!!!

When does this start? I didn't join this thing just to make a gigantic trade and jam my thumb up my ass for two weeks.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

When does this start? I didn't join this thing just to make a gigantic trade and jam my thumb up my ass for two weeks.

Well that may not have been your original plan but that's exactly what's about to happen

 

[The Oi]

Well that may not have been your original plan but that's exactly what's about to happen

Can I make more trades?

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Can I make more trades?

Yes. You can trade players as well. Hmu at wizardofmoz@rcf.gov if you wanna talk trades

 

[The Oi]

Yes. You can trade players as well. Hmu at wizardofmoz@rcf.gov if you wanna talk trades

Hmu at the_oi@hotmale.au

 

[Randolphkeys]

The only time I signed up for a team on this thing, before, it took a few weeks to start and I completely forgot about it. I'm sure Soda made all my picks.

Can we just give these last two teams to @AZ_ and the commish and get going?

 

[buckeyefan]

I'll take the Seahawks.