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Well, I think we all agree on that. At that point, there was literally zero reason to kick a field goal, which is exactly what my second sentence said.

Oh, yeah, I agree with your original post. I was just adding to it. Couldnt believe they just waved a white flag like that.
 
I hate NFL rules. They are forcing me to watch the 49ers and Cards.

But an observation on Rosen; Baker is the better player for sure, but Rosen is in a nightmare scenario.

For once being the Browns QB is not the worst job in the NFL.
 
Rosen has had the shit kicked out of him.

But when he has a little time, he is accurate and has a decent arm. I think he'll do well.

They need to use Johnson more.
 
Adam Thielen now with eight straight 100-yard receiving games, tying Megatron for most consecutive all-time. Dude really is the second-coming of Eric Decker.

And as much as I hate the stereotypical comparing white athletes to other white athletes, Decker actually is Thielen's best comparable statistical profile on Player Profiler so I am okay with it here. :chuckle:
 
And as much as I hate the stereotypical comparing white athletes to other white athletes, Decker actually is Thielen's best comparable statistical profile on Player Profiler so I am okay with it here. :chuckle:

Then you should compare him to Fred Biletnikoff. The stats don't pop out because he played in the 60s and 70s, he also smoked butts on the sideline, but his footwork on out routes were amazing. Oh, and he was also a white guy. I think that's the key criteria.
 
The Bills D is pretty good at times.

They get worn down because their offense is pathetic.

The Bills are a lot better when Allen isn't playing.
 
STILL stunned Derek Anderson is in the NFL.

Good...god.
 
I feel like all Kaepernick would have to do to win a lawsuit against the NFL is show game tape of Nathan Peterman.
 
The Bills D is pretty good at times.

They get worn down because their offense is pathetic.

The Bills are a lot better when Allen isn't playing.
Lol 6 points scored is a lot better? Man I feel bad for Bills fans, we're similar fan bases cut from the same cloth.
 
Then you should compare him to Fred Biletnikoff. The stats don't pop out because he played in the 60s and 70s, he also smoked butts on the sideline, but his footwork on out routes were amazing. Oh, and he was also a white guy. I think that's the key criteria.

More players should smoke butts on the sideline. Not cigarette butts mind you. Nor b-holes.

Boston butts. Pork shoulders. During blowouts, I want to see third string linemen gathering around a smoker with bear claws shredding 9lb shoulders, slicing up briskets, dishing out ribs to the injured guys and Drew Stantons of the world. Maybe even walking a plate ovee to a crippled kid or two. Hell, maybe they wrap some of these fuckers in foil and shoot them into the crowd.

If your team is going to be out of contention in mid-November, getting some close-ups of 370 pound third string linemen sucking down some ribs with sauce all over their big chubby faces could be some real consolation.
 
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More players should smoke butts on the sideline. Not cigarette butts mind you. Nor b-holes.

Boston butts. Pork shoulders. During blowouts, I want to see third string linemen gathering around a smoker with bear claws shredding 9lb shoulders, slicing up briskets, dishing out ribs to the injured guys and Drew Stantons of the world. Maybe even walking a plate ovee to a crippled kid or two. Hell, maybe they wrap some of these fuckers in foil and shoot them into the crowd.

If your team is going to be out of contention in mid-November, getting some close-ups of 370 pound third string linemen sucking down some ribs with sauce all over their big chubby faces could be some real consolation.

I see some logistical issues - concession stands would be pissed, domes would cause lung cancer - but I'd even make my way to a WNBA game if the crowd was pelted with smoked meats launched out of a tee shirt cannon. Count me in. Hell, bring back Spencer Drango and his 52 inch waist if it helps get the sideline barbecue off the ground.
 
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I see some logistical issues - concession stands would be pissed, domes would cause lung cancer - but I'd even make my way to a WNBA game if the crowd was pelted with smoked meats launched out of a tee shirt cannon. Count me in. Hell, bring back Spencer Drango and his 52 inch waist if it helps get the sideline barbecue off the ground.

I’m thinking this is more of a cold weather thing rather than a dome situation, so we can probably cross that off the list.

You know a guy like Drango loves him some burnt ends. Can you imagine him jogging along the sideline with the meat gun(TM) making Ivan Drago jokes popping folks in the head, “That one had to hurt. If he dies, he dies!” (Raucous applause).

As for the WNBA...Dome issue again. Speaking of dome, these women aren’t giving it. Let’s get you over to a soccer game? Maybe lacrosse? What’s a sport you wouldnt attend without smoked meat being shot at you? Motocross? Tractor pulls? Trump rally?

Who do I address this with?
 
I’m thinking this is more of a cold weather thing rather than a dome situation, so we can probably cross that off the list.

You know a guy like Drango loves him some burnt ends. Can you imagine him jogging along the sideline with the meat gun(TM) making Ivan Drago jokes popping folks in the head, “That one had to hurt. If he dies, he dies!” (Raucous applause).

As for the WNBA...Dome issue again. Speaking of dome, these women aren’t giving it. Let’s get you over to a soccer game? Maybe lacrosse? What’s a sport you wouldnt attend without smoked meat being shot at you? Motocross? Tractor pulls? Trump rally?

Who do I address this with?

4/10... The only thing that saved you was the Ivan Drago reference.
 

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