afroman

[Bill Walton.]

There’s an afroman waiting in the sky, he’d like to grow a man bun, but his friends all ask why.


So I got nappy hair..


Like Jew fro.

Like black man Afro.

Like curly headed...


So I know there’s an awkward stage, but I’m living here. Peaking really..

I can throw some of it in a ponytail but I look like a 7 month year old girl..


People are telling me my hair won’t grow that way and just out.

I don’t believe them..


I’ve read things...

What’s it take? Advice? Any curly headed fucks out there?

 

[Ohio]

When Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale

 

[Bill Walton.]

 

[Randolphkeys]

I too have the same hair. Keep up on your 6 week cuts, go to a real stylist at least once instead of that $12 cheap ass place, and invest in matt paste.

 

[Bill Walton.]

Dawg.. I’m not getting haircuts. It’s growing

 

[Randolphkeys]

Dawg.. I’m not getting haircuts. It’s growing

Oh then get a super tight perm. Obviously.

 

[David.]

There’s an afroman waiting in the sky, he’d like to grow a man bun, but his friends all ask why.


So I got nappy hair..


Like Jew fro.

Like black man Afro.

Like curly headed...


So I know there’s an awkward stage, but I’m living here. Peaking really..

I can throw some of it in a ponytail but I look like a 7 month year old girl..


People are telling me my hair won’t grow that way and just out.

I don’t believe them..


I’ve read things...

What’s it take? Advice? Any curly headed fucks out there?

Keep it short and use a watery gel

Buzz the sides at level 1, keep the top at lkke a 5

 

[Huber.]

Keep it short and use a watery gel

Buzz the sides at level 1, keep the top at lkke a 5

It's growing

 

[The Oi]

This is my hair. Your hair is going to continue to grow up and out forever like a mushroom cloud. You’ll grow impatient with it and cut it, as you should.

No woman is attracted to it.

You’re welcome.

 

[Randolphkeys]

This is my hair. Your hair is going to continue to grow up and out forever like a mushroom cloud. You’ll grow impatient with it and cut it, as you should.

No woman is attracted to it.

You’re welcome.

I cite the great Bob Ross... He was fresh out of the military and in between short and long haircuts when he realized a perm would keep his hair looking fresh during the awkward period. It just so happened that he scored his first TV pilot episode while the perm was in place. The rest, my friends, was nothing short of a happy mistake.

As long as this thread is active, I'm going to lobby hard for Bill Walton. to get a perm. It's just hair. If it doesn't score you mad strange pussy - which seems completely illogical - you just use some product to straighten it back out. It's a win/win.

 

[David.]

It's growing

It shouldn't. Jig is right, and so am I.

 

[Bill Walton.]

Got a perm...


Want dreads