Browns 2018 Season Reboot Thread

[Hurl Bruce]

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I sure hope Vegas doesn't try to void my Browns over 5.5 bet. I mean there was a coaching change and all!

Serious question...does the tie count as a half?

 

[DirtyDan]

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Nope lol

 

[Juice is Loose]

View: https://twitter.com/kencarman/status/1072252762199597057?s=21
Man this gives me chills

Yeah that Bengals TNF game was fun a few years back. But that Giants MNF game was top 2 for me since the return. Our season sucked but primetime and beat the defending champs. If we can do that next year with Baker, oh my lord

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Barring some team giving up a #1 WR or staring CB, I don’t think trading him makes much sense. He’s still only 25. I’d rather give him a full offseason and a full-year in an offense with a real staff before we made that call.

That being said, Hilliard has been getting more snaps as of late and is a similar back to Duke so who knows. At this point Duke’s contract isn’t really an issue because we have so much cap space.

Yeah what the fucks been up with this

Mediocre ass Hilliard is getting passing downs and Duke is not... why? Hilliard gets the ball and has literally no ability to make anyone miss so he might as well just kneel and be done with it

 

[Soda]

Yeah that Bengals TNF game was fun a few years back. But that Giants MNF game was top 2 for me since the return. Our season sucked but primetime and beat the defending champs. If we can do that next year with Baker, oh my lord

That Giants game was fun as hell. Braylon showed up & I'm a huge fan of the numbers on the helmet.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Yeah what the fucks been up with this

Mediocre ass Hilliard is getting passing downs and Duke is not... why? Hilliard gets the ball and has literally no ability to make anyone miss so he might as well just kneel and be done with it

I think a lot of it is that our offense is designed to spread the ball around, and Kitchens has clearly instructed Baker to use his check-down if nothing else opens up. Sometimes, that check-down is Hilliard. Hilliard has only been on the field for an average of seven snaps each of the last four weeks, so I'd imagine his usage is primarily due to him being the check-down or plays designed for some misdirection by getting a guy like him the ball.

 

[natedagg]

Now I gotta step in and defend Orangy. If the O/U was 6, the Browns need to go 2-1 for Dagg to win. 6 wins is a push. The post he quoted essentially said as much.

I have got to step in and say you are stupid. The very next post is him agreeing to 6 wins makes me the winner. Go watch the tape, buddy boy.

 

[natedagg]

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Nope lol

Dan -

I am going to let the disrespect for the Bare Naked Ladies slide, but just this once. You are going to feel dumber than rocks once you read Orange’s dissertation on a prominent hip hop forum.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Orange, dude it comes off as weak as fuck trying to nullify a bet because the coach was fired. And then trying to restructure it by calling dagg a chicken in an extremely thinly veiled attempt to goad him into showing confidence in the Browns to change the bet

Dude this is cringeworthy. You've said several times you don't care about having to do it and it would be funny, but your actions have shown this to not be the case at all.

 

[Phills14]

Deleted posts calling other posters names. Cut it out. That will not be tolerated.

If the bet is o/u 6 wins then 6 is a push. Bets need to be 5.5 or 6.5 to eliminate possibility of a tie.

 

[MikeOC33]

If the bet is o/u 6 wins then 6 is a push. Bets need to be 5.5 or 6.5 to eliminate possibility of a tie.

 

[natedagg]

Deleted posts calling other posters names. Cut it out. That will not be tolerated.

If the bet is o/u 6 wins then 6 is a push. Bets need to be 5.5 or 6.5 to eliminate possibility of a tie.

Dude you have to read the posts in order to come in and play the mod hero guitar.

Yes, IF the bet was 6 then 6 is a push... but that wasn’t the bet.

But by all means delete my epic name calling. I am proud of myself for this drawn out troll job and want the crescendo after we win one more game. I worked hard for this, and the payout is 1 win away.

You can leave the name calling directed at me calling me chicken and yellow lab. It speaks volumes. I want it there for historical reference - it’s a nice touch in this chapter of the story. It’s more color on our protagonist, who is starting to sweat.

If it wasn’t entirely obvious, I don’t think @Pick6 is stupid. I was just trying to come up with a blunt force rebuttal for comedic effect. Anyone can check the 9/6 post history and follow along. Those who have know that 6 wins is most certainly not a tie.

 

[Lee]

Deleted posts calling other posters names. Cut it out. That will not be tolerated.

If the bet is o/u 6 wins then 6 is a push. Bets need to be 5.5 or 6.5 to eliminate possibility of a tie.

Or, and here me out on this, to avoid a tie we could go back to 15 minute overtimes.

 

[bcort]

What the fuck is wrong with most of you. All you have to do is look at the posts. Is it realmy that hard to find or do all of you just like to tally about bull shit that doesn't apply?

Here's the only two posts that matter for you lazy fucks.

 

[Phills14]

Dude you have to read the posts in order to come in and play the mod hero guitar.

Yes, IF the bet was 6 then 6 is a push... but that wasn’t the bet.

But by all means delete my epic name calling. I am proud of myself for this drawn out troll job and want the crescendo after we win one more game. I worked hard for this, and the payout is 1 win away.

You can leave the name calling directed at me calling me chicken and yellow lab. It speaks volumes. I want it there for historical reference - it’s a nice touch in this chapter of the story. It’s more color on our protagonist, who is starting to sweat.

If it wasn’t entirely obvious, I don’t think @Pick6 is stupid. I was just trying to come up with a blunt force rebuttal for comedic effect. Anyone can check the 9/6 post history and follow along. Those who have know that 6 wins is most certainly not a tie.

Relax dude. I wasn’t going to go back to read those posts, simply countering the assertion that o/u bet isn’t a push on a whole number. I have zero desire to research who is right and who is wrong on this bet.

The name calling comment stands. Cut it out.