Hard Knocks

[SanduskyCav]

Producer was asked if they would consider doing the browns again next year and the way I heard the statement was, "...we have had repeat teams in the past, but never back to back. Its not impossible..."

He also said they are comfortable with the Browns or something of that nature.

 

[Sebastian]

My son is obsessed with garbage trucks. He has toured the waste dump site twice, and the second time they gave him a toy truck and outfit TO KEEP.

But now he loves Lego’s. I feel like this is the best hobby that you could ever hope for. He is def going to be a waste management engineer.

He also looks nothing like me and might not be my son. My wife’s bestie in CA, Aaron, looks very similar actually. But it couldn’t be him, bc gay. However, those gay guys drink themselves straight for a couple of hours sometimes, according to my unmarried sister, who has made out with several of them.

@King Stannis ?

Human sexuality is a lot more fluid than most would admit.

But in this case I guess it is possible. It is no different than the straight frat guy who gets drunk and finds himself sucking a dick (poorly).

Or the straight chick who, after downing her third glass of chardonnay, wakes up from a black-out at a Subaru dealership wearing a fleece vest

 

[The Oi]

My son is obsessed with garbage trucks. He has toured the waste dump site twice, and the second time they gave him a toy truck and outfit TO KEEP.

But now he loves Lego’s. I feel like this is the best hobby that you could ever hope for. He is def going to be a waste management engineer.

He also looks nothing like me and might not be my son. My wife’s bestie in CA, Aaron, looks very similar actually. But it couldn’t be him, bc gay. However, those gay guys drink themselves straight for a couple of hours sometimes, according to my unmarried sister, who has made out with several of them.

Son is youngest right? Could be possible that after two girls your wife thought you weren’t manly enough to generate a boy like I was. She needed some help.

@Deezus had this problem. His kid looks like his manly Harley riding neighbor that he’s afraid to chastise for revving his motor all day long.

 

[natedagg]

Son is youngest right? Could be possible that after two girls your wife thought you weren’t manly enough to generate a boy like I was. She needed some help.

@Deezus had this problem. His kid looks like his manly Harley riding neighbor that he’s afraid to chastise for revving his motor all day long.

My manly self has two sons. How many of them have you?

Is your son taller than you yet?

 

[The Oi]

My manly self has two sons. How many of them have you?

Is your son taller than you yet?

Whenever my son is taller than me he will be taller than both of us.

 

[natedagg]

Whenever my son is taller than me he will be taller than both of us.

My son will be taller than your son. And tougher too. And better at legos. And garbage.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

My daughter will kick both your sons' asses. And yours too.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I've cum to the realization that I have to stop having kids because all I make are wild, untamed boys who advance in shoe sizes at an alarming rate, and the wife and I can't handle anymore. If 21st century humanity were more like the seedy underbelly of the equine breeding racket, I'd be a Scottish-Italian Stallion. It's so hard to go out like Barry Sanders, knowing you have a few more 2,000 yard seasons in you.

 

[The Oi]

My son will be taller than your son. And tougher too. And better at legos. And garbage.

If you’re looking for a Christmas present this year, you could take your son around from house to house after the holidays and see if you can find houses that have discarded Lego boxes on the curb.

Nice father-son bonding experience.

 

[natedagg]

My daughter will kick both your sons' asses. And yours too.

Your daughter just started collecting social security, old man.

 

[Ohio]

We gotta run this thing back!

 

[blommen]

It's happened before, but I seem to remember reading somewhere that Hard Knocks have a rule against following 1st year coaches.

 

[Norm]

It's happened before, but I seem to remember reading somewhere that Hard Knocks have a rule against following 1st year coaches.

Thought it was the NFL policy that teams have a right to refuse if you have a HC in his 1st year

 

[blommen]

Thought it was the NFL policy that teams have a right to refuse if you have a HC in his 1st year

That could just as easily be the case, it was only something I read in passing.

 

[AZ_]

0 percent chance, fwiw.