Help Asking Golden State Fan to Homecoming

[Walter White]

It is just a sign guys, chill. The vid jigo posted was super cringe and way too far imo, but as long as he doesn't take it that far, it seems harmless. Of course these guys won't give you serious suggestions so I'll try:


"Will you join the enemy of a team that blew a 3-1 lead
like KD did and go to prom with me?"

And if you break it up in 2 lines, it kind of rhymes. I feel like that is a winner. Another one:

"Will you go to prom with me. If you don't, it would be like a kick in the nuts."

And then paste pictures of all the times Draymond kicked somebody in the nuts all over the sign. And then write, "not really because you are ugly" on the back if she rejects you. That part was a joke (or was it?). But really, if you are rejected just say, "its okay, Cavs are still champs" and celebrate in her face.

"As a Warriors fan, you are used to the bandwagon, so ride with the champs and go to prom with me (tramp)" (if you want a rhyme).

"I was going to celebrate either way since Cavs are the champs, so you might as well go to prom with me" (and make sure to have pictures of the Cavs holding up the trophy and popping champagne).

"My heart is as fragile as Steph's ankles, please don't make me feel like I blew a 3-1 lead and go to prom with me?" (Another winner)

"Your Warriors fan tears taste delicious and salty, they warm my heart and keep me alive so go to prom with me or I might not survive". And then give her a pack of salted peanuts (which could also work for the Draymond suggestion). That was for you @The Oi

"Your first ring was luck and a fluke, now that's easy to see.
But let's celebrate the fact at least you still robbed one, and go to prom with me"

"Like Steph's mouthpiece, you can be my side piece, except I won't throw you to the side until you act like Ayesha and cry"


I'm on fire. I can do this all day. Alright, maybe half were serious.

 

[GreasySpread36]

In my experience, and I've been on both sides of the dominant position, that initial dynamic changes(on a long enough time line, every time) and the one being controlled loses interest or gets revenge.

You will never convince me that a relationship where both people are on the same team, between two healthy people, is worse than the former

No, you're absolutely right. You can't play the same head games with your wife and the mother of your child, or at any rate you shouldn't. No more fucking around when you're raising a child together. It's just interesting to me how much she let me get away with in the years before we got married. And she's no doormat, either.

 

[The Oi]

It is just a sign guys, chill. The vid jigo posted was super cringe and way too far imo, but as long as he doesn't take it that far, it seems harmless. Of course these guys won't give you serious suggestions so I'll try:


"Will you join the enemy of a team that blew a 3-1 lead
like KD did and go to prom with me?"

And if you break it up in 2 lines, it kind of rhymes. I feel like that is a winner. Another one:

"Will you go to prom with me. If you don't, it would be like a kick in the nuts."

And then paste pictures of all the times Draymond kicked somebody in the nuts all over the sign. And then write, "not really because you are ugly" on the back if she rejects you. That part was a joke (or was it?). But really, if you are rejected just say, "its okay, Cavs are still champs" and celebrate in her face.

"As a Warriors fan, you are used to the bandwagon, so ride with the champs and go to prom with me (tramp)" (if you want a rhyme).

"I was going to celebrate either way since Cavs are the champs, so you might as well go to prom with me" (and make sure to have pictures of the Cavs holding up the trophy and popping champagne).

"My heart is as fragile as Steph's ankles, please don't make me feel like I blew a 3-1 lead and go to prom with me?" (Another winner)

"Your Warriors fan tears taste delicious and salty, they warm my heart and keep me alive so go to prom with me or I might not survive". And then give her a pack of salted peanuts (which could also work for the Draymond suggestion). That was for you @The Oi

"Your first ring was luck and a fluke, now that's easy to see.
But let's celebrate the fact at least you still robbed one, and go to prom with me"

"Like Steph's mouthpiece, you can be my side piece, except I won't throw you to the side until you act like Ayesha and cry"


I'm on fire. I can do this all day. Alright, maybe half were serious.

Can't decide whether any of these are above a 4.

Judges?

@Deezus @Randolphkeys
@SuperSurge

 

[Walter White]

Can't decide whether any of these are above a 4.

Judges?

@Deezus @Randolphkeys

At least 3 of them are a 10. That's fact.

 

[David.]

No, you're absolutely right. You can't play the same head games with your wife and the mother of your child, or at any rate you shouldn't. No more fucking around when you're raising a child together. It's just interesting to me how much she let me get away with in the years before we got married. And she's no doormat, either.

I literally socially experimented the same thing you did and found the same thing.. super smart, tough girl, but if they don't see you coming and you have a game plan like that, yea it works remarkably well..

1. She also was a poster child for daddy issues

2. She really got me back.

Human condition is really interesting stuff

 

[Randolphkeys]

All of these "proposals" sound like lyrics to a boy band song. You may as well use them all with a bad backbeat, practice a dance step with friends, and call it "Break the Cleveland Curse of my Heart."

 

[Walter White]

All of these "proposals" sound like lyrics to a boy bad song. You may as well use them all with a bad backbeat, practice a dance step with friends, and call it "Break the Cleveland Curse if my Heart."

I think that is a success.

 

[Jordan]

"Can I fuck you just like the Cavs did to the Warriors?"

 

[gourimoko]

...monogamy, tho... :|

 

[Jack Brickman]

I was the guy jerking off behind the lockers at 7:28.

It's why you're no longer welcome on school property.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

For those of you unfamiliar with Homecoming proposals, they usually work by creating a poster with a clever pun. For example, a poster might say, "It would be 'sweet' if you went to homecoming with me," and you would bring her candy along with the poster.
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Damn....

Why don't you just get it over with and ask another dude? Pretty clear that's where you're headed sooner or later anyway....

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

I was the guy jerking off behind the lockers at 7:28.

"Was"?

 

[bigfoot5415]

I retract my previous statement and offer better life advice than before....


Dont ask her at all. You're better than that. Hoes that like the warriors are usually trashy and know nothing about sports.

 

[David.]

I retract my previous statement and offer better life advice than before....


Dont ask her at all. You're better than that. Hoes that like the warriors are usually trashy and know nothing about sports.

Honestly was waiting for this.

She's in fucking Ohio and she's a warriors fan?

People don't move from the bay to Cleveland.

So
1. She's a bandwagoner or
2. She thinks Steph is hot or
3. This thread is a troll job.

In cases 1 and 2 she can go fuck herself on prom night and if 3, thanks mods, this summer is slow.

 

[Kouki]

What's wrong with making an excuse to take a dude's only vacation?? It's not like you can't have 1 for the cheaper folks and 1 where you and whoever else go somewhere and get after it..

On a side note, bachelor/bachelorette party "favor" bags are for symps.

Best trips I've been on lately have been bachelor party trips...maybe I'm biased because one of them was my own bachelor party.

However we did have something like bachelor party favor bags, if you count handing two strippers a bag of grilled pizza rolls and bottles of water for the drive home...