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Help Asking Golden State Fan to Homecoming

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vanboening1521 said:
For example, a poster might say, "It would be 'sweet' if you went to homecoming with me," and you would bring her candy along with the poster.
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"Hey little girl, want some candy?"
 
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And then I'd take him back to his nursing home.
 
vanboening1521 said:
Hey guys I need the creative minds of RCF to help me brainstorm some ideas on how to ask a girl to Homecoming. She is a huge Golden State fan, so the goal is to make fun of the Warriors and/or praise the Cavs.

For those of you unfamiliar with Homecoming proposals, they usually work by creating a poster with a clever pun. For example, a poster might say, "It would be 'sweet' if you went to homecoming with me," and you would bring her candy along with the poster. Google Homecoming ideas if you want to see others.

I currently have one that I think is pretty good: "Does Homecoming have a better 'ring' to it than 73-9?" However, I think that you guys can come up with some better ones that will make for an awesome proposal. Looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with.
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What ended up happening?
 
How did I miss this shit.
 
The Human Q-Tip said:
Well, dude's profile says he's 25, so i imagine his update would be that he's been arrested as a pedo.
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He did say homecoming. That can be college thing. Though I don't think college kids are being formal about asking a girl. Usually you just ask the last girl you made out with while drunk.

I don't understand the elaborate proposals. Kids need to stop putting that pussy on a pedestal. Who ever started this trend should be kicked in the nuts for making everyone go through the extra work of simply asking out a broad.


The Human Q-Tip said:
Damn....

Why don't you just get it over with and ask another dude? Pretty clear that's where you're headed sooner or later anyway....
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He could save himself a lot of drama of he did.

So every semester our frat had formals. I went to undergrad at a small liberal arts school. 1000 students. Everyone knew everyone. The dating scene grew stale and tedious very quickly.

By fall of senior year, I grew very tired of the sorority girl drama. The whole intent of asking a girl to formal is hoping to get laid at the end of the night. That plan worked once and the rest of the time one was far more likely to be baby-sitting this drunk, blubbering chick who got in a fight with her friend because she made a snide comment about her dress, or because she was now dating an ex. So, instead I brought along a good friend who wasn't in a fraternity. We just drank and smoked cigars while the water-works went off about two hours into the proceedings. Most enjoyable formal I ever had.
 
The Wizard of Moz said:
@vanboening1521 we know you have been online and we want answers

Did you plant your seed or not
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I'm guessing the young lady who was the target if his geriatric infatuation turned him down. Which means he probably took his mom.

So the question is...

Did he plant his seed, or not?
 
King Stannis said:
He did say homecoming. That can be college thing. Though I don't think college kids are being formal about asking a girl. Usually you just ask the last girl you made out with while drunk.

I don't understand the elaborate proposals. Kids need to stop putting that pussy on a pedestal. Who ever started this trend should be kicked in the nuts for making everyone go through the extra work of simply asking out a broad.




He could save himself a lot of drama of he did.

So every semester our frat had formals. I went to undergrad at a small liberal arts school. 1000 students. Everyone knew everyone. The dating scene grew stale and tedious very quickly.

By fall of senior year, I grew very tired of the sorority girl drama. The whole intent of asking a girl to formal is hoping to get laid at the end of the night. That plan worked once and the rest of the time one was far more likely to be baby-sitting this drunk, blubbering chick who got in a fight with her friend because she made a snide comment about her dress, or because she was now dating an ex. So, instead I brought along a good friend who wasn't in a fraternity. We just drank and smoked cigars while the water-works went off about two hours into the proceedings. Most enjoyable formal I ever had.
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I remember very little of this night, but in college my friends and I went to a massive NYE party at the W in Dallas. Probably about 30 of us Lot of shitty Andre champagne, whiskey and blow. I made out with the girl that I came with for a while and she did exactly what you described, started crying and throwing up in the lobby and she ended up leaving before midnight. I don't remember anything after that.

I was told that the fire alarms went off, the elevators weren't making it to our floor, everyone had to pile out of the hotel and I was CARRIED DOWN THE STAIRS by my friend's girlfriend. Carried. In her arms. I still think that's fucking amazing.


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In the morning, I hobbled out of the hotel wearing a pair of soccer shorts, dress shirt, and one dress shoe with a sock and got a round of applause from the remaining guests.

Additional edit: seizure ensued later that night. Friends started calling me seizy mcgee after this. I was ok with it.
 
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