Johnny Manziel: Swan Won't Return His Calls

[Sebastian]

A diet of cocaine, ecstasy, and hookers is not conducive to gains bra.

It's a helluva drug.

 

[bushwick_bill]

It's a helluva drug.

which one...

 

[JMcCurry08]

View: https://twitter.com/krld/status/724411115447283712

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

View: https://twitter.com/krld/status/724411115447283712

Today's been a pretty good day

 

[Huber.]

Will the swan make conjugal visits?

 

[Soda]

From Johnny's boy, Uncle Nate... One of his pre-Drake friends.

 

[Surge]

From Johnny's boy, Uncle Nate... One of his pre-Drake friends.

Nothing more genuine than that!

 

[NorthCoastBias]

He got indicted for a misdemeanor. I'm sure community service will really show him!

 

[macbdog]

He got indicted for a misdemeanor. I'm sure community service will really show him!

He now officially has more street cred than all of Drake's crew.

 

[Soda]

I'm glad this attention to Johnny seems to be slowing down. Johnny apparently isn't..

 

[bushwick_bill]

Still do not understand how grown ass men can go to Justin Bieber concerts.

 

[Rookie]

Still do not understand how grown ass men can go to Justin Bieber concerts.

Bieber is making bangers now

 

[Soda]

Still do not understand how grown ass men can go to Justin Bieber concerts.

The feeling they must have after going home without a chick must be brutal.

 

[The Oi]

Hear me out on this...

Maybe Manziel is working a Conan. Conan O'Brien's best recurring bit is when he has a great line, elaborates on it, completely runs the bit into the ground and then brings the bit back again and it becomes funny by virtue of no longer being funny.

Maybe Manziel is in that intermediate stage where he went from entertaining to pathetic and then be comes back out on the other side entertaining again because of his steadfast refusal to acknowledge how pathetic the middle stage was.

Like what if he just permanently goes at this pace? At a certain point does the media come around on him as they did with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and the ultimate example, the Kardashians?

Like maybe he's making reality shows in a year or two and makes a career out of it.

 

[bushwick_bill]

Hear me out on this...

Maybe Manziel is working a Conan. Conan O'Brien's best recurring bit is when he has a great line, elaborates on it, completely runs the bit into the ground and then brings the bit back again and it becomes funny by virtue of no longer being funny.

Maybe Manziel is in that intermediate stage where he went from entertaining to pathetic and then be comes back out on the other side entertaining again because of his steadfast refusal to acknowledge how pathetic the middle stage was.

Like what if he just permanently goes at this pace? At a certain point does the media come around on him as they did with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and the ultimate example, the Kardashians?

Like maybe he's making reality shows in a year or two and makes a career out of it.

His life is pretty much a reality tv show since it he gets more press now than he did when he was in the NFL. I love the Johnny stories...