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Johnny Manziel: Swan Won't Return His Calls

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TacoTime brutally trolls Johnny Manziel (6 Photos)

By: Phil

In: Douchebags, Funny, Sports

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Johnny Manziel has had a quite possibly the most self-destructive offseason of any quarterback in the history of the NFL. He has nobody to blame but himself. Even though all signs point to Johnny Football being an absolute waste of space as an employee, there is one company out there holding out hope.

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At least four different TacoTime locations have signs letting the fallen football star know they are hiring. The age of Johnny Football has ended. Enter Johnny Taco!

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I know at least one fan that will be happy about this move. That guy looks like he would get down on some tacos.

Category: Douchebags, Funny, Sports
 
The Oi said:
Hear me out on this...

Maybe Manziel is working a Conan. Conan O'Brien's best recurring bit is when he has a great line, elaborates on it, completely runs the bit into the ground and then brings the bit back again and it becomes funny by virtue of no longer being funny.

Maybe Manziel is in that intermediate stage where he went from entertaining to pathetic and then be comes back out on the other side entertaining again because of his steadfast refusal to acknowledge how pathetic the middle stage was.

Like what if he just permanently goes at this pace? At a certain point does the media come around on him as they did with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and the ultimate example, the Kardashians?

Like maybe he's making reality shows in a year or two and makes a career out of it.
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If Prince can go 30 years on a daily regiment of dilaudid and fentanyl (painkillers given immediately postop, terminal cancer patients and to dying people only) then Johnny can maintain this as long as the money keeps up. He does come from money so who knows how he is set up. I just think it's hilarious he still hangs out with his old co-workers. Odds we see him on the sidelines at CBS this year?
 
Nicky said:
So, this is his second Bieber concert this week? WTH?!
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2 Bieber concerts in the same week in different cities!

He's a Bieber Groupie apparently
 
Phills14 said:
2 Bieber concerts in the same week in different cities!

He's a Bieber Groupie apparently
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As if we needed another reason to hate the man, but this is the very worst of his many atrocities.

This makes it official: He is worse than Hitler.
 
JOHNNY MANZIEL BUYS 300 SHOTS ON DRAFT NIGHT... 'This S*** Wicked'


Two years after he was selected in the 1st Round ... the unemployed QB hit up Dahlia Bar and Lounge in Columbus right after the 1st round of the '16 Draft wrapped up.

You can see in the video Johnny was in a generous mood ... buying 300 shots of whiskey and some Miller Lites for the crowd.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/29/johnny-manziel-bar-fireball-shots-nfl-draft/#ixzz47DydTzdX
 
SixPACK said:
JOHNNY MANZIEL BUYS 300 SHOTS ON DRAFT NIGHT... 'This S*** Wicked'


Two years after he was selected in the 1st Round ... the unemployed QB hit up Dahlia Bar and Lounge in Columbus right after the 1st round of the '16 Draft wrapped up.

You can see in the video Johnny was in a generous mood ... buying 300 shots of whiskey and some Miller Lites for the crowd.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/29/johnny-manziel-bar-fireball-shots-nfl-draft/#ixzz47DydTzdX
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"FYI, the Browns drafted a WR last night ... if only they had a QB to throw him the ball."
 
Another day in the life of one John Manziel
 
Why are Browns still associating themselves with him? I can understand Josh Gordon. He suffers from mental midgitis but now Haden? Haden is one of the leaders on this team.

I was in the Short North last night (where Manziel was watching the draft) and i wish i had seen those tweets earlier. I would've gladly popped into Bodega for a little hometown hospitality. Not sure what Manziel beliebs about his NFL career anymore....dude's looking like a fraternity pledge these days...Hey Johnny, hit the weights, not your bitches!

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