McDonald's Bet

[Sebastian]

I did the National Corn Dog Day Triple Double challenge once.

One has to eat ten corn dogs, 100 tater tots and drink 10 beers in ten hours.

I succeeded but paid a high price for it. I didn't eat a corn dog for seven years after that.

 

[The Oi]

I can and have eaten an unbelievable amount of sushi/sashimi.

The advantage of sushi is that it does not start to taste bad after large amounts. It's still fine.

 

[David.]

Someone race me to 50.

Its like 15 bucks. Cmon.

 

[DrunkenBuckeye]

So you had the equivalent of 44 12oz Christmas ales in 10 hours...which is the alcohol equivalent of about 70 average beers in 10 hours?

I know the math. I'm not exaggerating by an ounce. I'll do it again if you pay for the beers and a bet if I succeed.
I drink one tall draft every 20 minutes on average. Usually Light beer. Bar maid tells a regular I can drink more beer than the regular. Regular bets me some money I can't drink nine 22oz Christmas Ales during a Browns game. I won and more bets followed.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

Even 5 years ago, I could eat so much more than I can now. I get the burps and heartburn like no other anymore. I probably should have that looked at, but I just chalk it up to being old I guess.

I could eat a couple hundred nuggets if only I could get my hands on that Mulan Szechuan sauce!

 

[macbdog]

My personal favorite is the Nine Inning Challenge- a hot dog and a beer every inning of a regulation length baseball game. Harder than one would think- even an iron stomach begins to reject complete hot dogs when mixed w beer. Only financially logical on dollar days. Almost impossible tho @ dollar beer days @ Akron due to the line for the dollar beers.

 

[Maximus]

I know the math. I'm not exaggerating by an ounce. I'll do it again if you pay for the beers and a bet if I succeed.
I drink one tall draft every 20 minutes on average. Usually Light beer. Bar maid tells a regular I can drink more beer than the regular. Regular bets me some money I can't drink nine 22oz Christmas Ales during a Browns game. I won and more bets followed.

I tried figuring out your BAC as a 200 pound male, who is a heavy drinker, drinking 528 ounces of 7.5% beer for 10 hours. Every simulator i tried errored out and said to check the data because your BAC was well over .50...and you'd be dead.
I finally found one at the CC website with no limits. - http://www.clevelandclinic.org/health/interactive/alcohol_calculator.asp
It puts your BAC at 1.335

I can drink an astronomical amount when i choose, and I'm pretty much impervious to alcohol...you sir, are superhuman...and a VERY Drunken Buckeye.

 

[DrunkenBuckeye]

I love prop bets and that was one of my most impressive drinking props. I never had anyone appreciate it so much they called me a liar.

Other factors that gave me an edge.

I was an alcoholic so I had a very high tolerance.

I was a pretty muscular 240lbs.

I ate twice in the 10 hours so my pyloric valve slowed absorption.

A glass is rarely filled to the top. You can probably take off more than an ounce of space/head for every beer.

I'll do six 22oz beers of 8% alc during a Cavs game if you want a shorter bet that's on the same pace. I'll give you +200 on your bet. We can get a RCF bar crawl/watch party going for Cavs game.

 

[The Oi]

@DrunkenBuckeye making @Maximus look like a petty, jealous high school girl.

Nailing down the details. I want to see this bet executed though. We don't want the shorter bet. We want the bet you said you had done.

@The Human Q-Tip if he dies mid-bet, can we be charged with manslaughter?

 

[DJTJ]

Called my sad friend who packs nugs

Someone at his law school bet him 50 to do 60 nugs in an hour. He felt guilty and asked for 100.

He finished 90 in an hour and finished the full 100 about ten minutes after.

Dave, the only way you won't win is the clock.

 

[The Oi]

Called my sad friend who packs nugs

Someone at his law school bet him 50 to do 60 nugs in an hour. He felt guilty and asked for 100.

He finished 90 in an hour and finished the full 100 about ten minutes after.

Dave, the only way you won't win is the clock.

Jesus Christ.

Does anyone fuck this guy? No women will fuck him right? How does he describe his shits afterwards?

 

[Lee]

Called my sad friend who packs nugs

Someone at his law school bet him 50 to do 60 nugs in an hour. He felt guilty and asked for 100.

He finished 90 in an hour and finished the full 100 about ten minutes after.

Dave, the only way you won't win is the clock.

I know 50+ hot dogs in 12 minutes is more impressive than 110 nugs in 1.1 hours so I believe it has happened, but still, how dont more people die from shit like this. Holy crap that is allot of nugs.

 

[DrunkenBuckeye]

@DrunkenBuckeye making @Maximus look like a petty, jealous high school girl.

Nailing down the details. I want to see this bet executed though. We don't want the shorter bet. We want the bet you said you had done.

@The Human Q-Tip if he dies mid-bet, can we be charged with manslaughter?

I'll do seven in 2.5 hours. If I fall, puke or fall asleep the hour after I lose. That's ahead of pace. I'll even bet on other skilled things after like NL or foosball.

 

[Scrote Squad]

I love prop bets and that was one of my most impressive drinking props. I never had anyone appreciate it so much they called me a liar.

Other factors that gave me an edge.

I was an alcoholic so I had a very high tolerance.

I was a pretty muscular 240lbs.

I ate twice in the 10 hours so my pyloric valve slowed absorption.

A glass is rarely filled to the top. You can probably take off more than an ounce of space/head for every beer.

I'll do six 22oz beers of 8% alc during a Cavs game if you want a shorter bet that's on the same pace. I'll give you +200 on your bet. We can get a RCF bar crawl/watch party going for Cavs game.

For what it's worth, I definitely think you're full of shit.

That amount of alcohol, even stretched over that period, even for your chiseled 240lb frame, would kill you.

 

[Huber.]

Called my sad friend who packs nugs

Someone at his law school bet him 50 to do 60 nugs in an hour. He felt guilty and asked for 100.

He finished 90 in an hour and finished the full 100 about ten minutes after.

Dave, the only way you won't win is the clock.

Why is he sad? And does he use an electric shopping cart at Walmart even though he is fully capable of walking?