McDonald's Bet

[DrunkenBuckeye]

For what it's worth, I definitely think you're full of shit.

That amount of alcohol, even stretched over that period, even for your chiseled 240lb frame, would kill you.

That's fine. Take the bet I just offered. Bring your wife. She'll probably start looking pretty good after 7 tall beers.

 

[The Oi]

I'll do seven in 2.5 hours. If I fall, puke or fall asleep the hour after I lose. That's ahead of pace. I'll even bet on other skilled things after like NL or foosball.

I'm personally not interested in anything other than the bet you described that Max called you out on.

I can run on PACE for a 3 minute mile, but I can't run a 3 minute mile. I'm also really scared to try the 135lb bench press @The Human Q-Tip mentioned and would be willing to try it for money if people want to pony up.

 

[Scrote Squad]

That's fine. Take the bet I just offered. Bring your wife. She'll probably start looking pretty good after 7 tall beers.

Joke's on you, I'm single.

 

[The Oi]

Joke's on you, I'm single.

Are you sad about that?

$1,000 worth of chicken nuggets might be available to make you happy.

 

[DJTJ]

Jesus Christ.

Does anyone fuck this guy? No women will fuck him right? How does he describe his shits afterwards?

He's actually a really attractive guy who was fat and then hit the gym. His future wife is pretty attractive. His shits are usually pure sludge. He eats like garbage, somehow remains not 400 pounds.

I know 50+ hot dogs in 12 minutes is more impressive than 110 nugs in 1.1 hours so I believe it has happened, but still, how dont more people die from shit like this. Holy crap that is allot of nugs.

I once tricked him into believing he had a brain tumor as an April Fools joke. The trans fat eliminated brain cells.

 

[DrunkenBuckeye]

I'm personally not interested in anything other than the bet you described that Max called you out on.

I can run on PACE for a 3 minute mile, but I can't run a 3 minute mile. I'm also really scared to try the 135lb bench press @The Human Q-Tip mentioned and would be willing to try it for money if people want to pony up.

Fine I was hoping to spend 10 hours with you. If I win all the beer and my food is paid for. Max has to change his avi to one of him holding my inside out pocket.

 

[DrunkenBuckeye]

In Cancun for spring break our party boat had a challenge. They had a large beer bong and they filled the tube with cheap tequila and topped it off with a 40oz of Tecate, and a small pitcher of margarita (10-20oz). Some good old boys from Auburn and LSU tried and failed. My best friend without my approval yelled out "Ohio can do it". I drank it and the boat started the OH-IO cheer. I had already been drinking all day and was on a boat so I did sneak off to puke and rally about an hour later.

 

[DJTJ]

In Cancun for spring break our party boat had a challenge. They had a large beer bong and they filled the tube with cheap tequila and topped it off with a 40oz of Tecate, and a small pitcher of margarita (10-20oz). Some good old boys from Auburn and LSU tried and failed. My best friend without my approval yelled out "Ohio can do it". I drank it and the boat started the OH-IO cheer. I had already been drinking all day and was on a boat so I did sneak off to puke and rally about an hour later.

dont believe it for a second

 

[Huber.]

In Cancun for spring break our party boat had a challenge. They had a large beer bong and they filled the tube with cheap tequila and topped it off with a 40oz of Tecate, and a small pitcher of margarita (10-20oz). Some good old boys from Auburn and LSU tried and failed. My best friend without my approval yelled out "Ohio can do it". I drank it and the boat started the OH-IO cheer. I had already been drinking all day and was on a boat so I did sneak off to puke and rally about an hour later.

When you finished did you yell "I'm a real boy!", Pinocchio?

 

[Lee]

dont believe it for a second

Its true, he just left off the part of story where he was so drunk that he blew the kid from Auburn and caught for the kid from LSU all the time the Michigan boys screamed O-H-I-O.

 

[Randolphkeys]

@Hurl Bruce I read an online recipe that supposedly mirrors the elusive McDonalds Mulan Szechuan Sauce:

2 tablespoons oil, 2 minced garlic cloves, sweat the garlic.

2oz balsamic vinegar, 2oz soy sauce, one big squirt of siracha, a pour of sake, 4 tablespoons of brown sugar, one inch of fresh ginger minced.

Simmer and stir until syrupy, then let it cool.

I'll try it out, Lord knows my freezer is full of my kids' chicken nuggets.

 

[The Oi]

Its true, he just left off the part of story where he was so drunk that he blew the kid from Auburn and caught for the kid from LSU all the time the Michigan boys screamed O-H-I-O.

This is called an Eiffel Tower. The appropriate cheer would have been, "Vive La France!"

 

[Jack Brickman]

@Hurl Bruce I read an online recipe that supposedly mirrors the elusive McDonalds Mulan Szechuan Sauce:

2 tablespoons oil, 2 minced garlic cloves, sweat the garlic.

2oz balsamic vinegar, 2oz soy sauce, one big squirt of siracha, a pour of sake, 4 tablespoons of brown sugar, one inch of fresh ginger minced.

Simmer and stir until syrupy, then let it cool.

I'll try it out, Lord knows my freezer is full of my kids' chicken nuggets.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBhhlE92mIQ

 

[Maximus]

Fine I was hoping to spend 10 hours with you. If I win all the beer and my food is paid for. Max has to change his avi to one of him holding my inside out pocket.

You are my new favorite poster. If I ever come back to Cleveland, we're drinking and i'm buying.

 

[Randolphkeys]

WTF is Rax? Is it where "poors" eat(thanks @James)?
That looks gross as hell.

@The Oi @SuperSurge @Deezus @Huber. @Chardon @Jon @Pyro @Mandingo