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Omri Casspi Autographed Hat

Discussion in 'The Classifieds' started by Deezus, Aug 14, 2015.

  1. Deezus

    Deezus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    DUDES,

    I've got the deal of the century for you, right here! Up for sale is a genuine, Omri Ass-Fingers autographed hat, complete with certificate of authenticity. This little gem entered my life 2 or 3 years ago after a buddy of mine, who worked at an unnamed youth organization for boys that hates gay people, gave it to me after it failed to receive a single bid during a fundraising raffle.

    Included in the package is the hat, certificate of authenticity, and several strange white/grey pubic hairs that are stuck to the outside of the hat.

    The bidding will start at $100, but I am open and willing to accept trades or other forms of payment. Please respond to this thread if interested!

    Hat/Certificate:
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    Strange hairs (origin of hairs unknown... Maybe they're Omri's!!!!)
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    The modern fit will look great on anyone!
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  2. Lord Mar

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    $20 to cut it up and blend/drink it in a fruit smoothy. Also, you have to punch the fag wearing it in the pic.
     
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  3. Lee

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    Would this be an Asshat hat? Shouldnt you have gotten this hat signed by Casspi?


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  4. David.

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    Give me five dollars for it
     
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  5. Bill Walton.

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    How much for the pubes?
     
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  6. The Oi

    The Oi Ahhhh chachachacha

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    You look like a just out lesbian in that pic.
     
  7. Maximus

    Maximus BANNED Staff Member Moderator

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    What's sticking out of the left side of that loser's neck?
     
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    neck beard
     
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  9. SuperSurge

    SuperSurge Slice & Dice Staff Member Moderator

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    I wouldn't deal with @Deezus . He has a history of shady dealings with @The Oi and doesn't pay his fantasy league dues on time.

    And for that reason, I'm out.
     
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  10. BRP Cavs

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    Hmm..another RCF hat selling thread. I'm sure this will go well. :popc1:
     
  11. Cavatt

    Cavatt Hall-of-Famer

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    Legend has it that putting this hat on will completely cancel any skill you have acquired up to that point.
     
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  12. Deezus

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    BUMP!
     
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  13. Cavatt

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    This has assfingers prints all over it
     
  14. PIP

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    Can’t believe it’s still available
     
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