RGIII: Hardly Knew Thee

[natedagg]

That is so true, helped my brother put up a big shed a few years ago and that was the worst part. Made it abundantly clear to the concrete guy how important it was to be level... and one corner ended up two inches shorter than the rest (20 foot long slab). The whole point of hiring the concrete guy was to save time, would have just done it ourselves if we knew the pro couldn't get it level. Cost us a day to get it shimmed and level before we could finish the roof. Huge ass pain.

I am an aspiring Gary Barnidge, meaning I want to make millions during my day job, but keep it blue collar and be a hero for 2nd and 3rd shift. By all that, I mean that I don't have many blue-collar skills, but I love doing stuff. So the reason I went with 96 square foot pavers on top of leveling sand on top of gravel on top of some queer anti-growth gardening layer was that I don't know how to pour concrete. I wouldn't care but my pie-in-the-sky project is to re-do our deck to look like this:

which is stained concrete to look like slate, which means likely I'll have to outsource it. The shed foundation would have been good practice, but it's a bit of a risk having a couple of tons of concrete setting wrong... Here's where someone is supposed to reply and tell me that the deck project isn't that hard, btw...

My general rule is that I do what my wife will let me get away with, within the constraints of time, and it can't be too hard (skilled not labor) of a project. This means that when I watch it on youtube, I have to say "piece of cake", and that it will take around 6x the projected amount of time. For the deck, I might rent/buy a jackhammer and do the demolition, since I can't irrevocably fuck that up.

So yeah, RGIII, don't fuck around and come back and win us any games motherfucker. I can't afford the time to be interested.

 

[NtG]

View: https://twitter.com/Browns/status/806893663326523392

 

[SixPACK]

I am an aspiring Gary Barnidge, meaning I want to make millions during my day job, but keep it blue collar and be a hero for 2nd and 3rd shift. By all that, I mean that I don't have many blue-collar skills, but I love doing stuff. So the reason I went with 96 square foot pavers on top of leveling sand on top of gravel on top of some queer anti-growth gardening layer was that I don't know how to pour concrete. I wouldn't care but my pie-in-the-sky project is to re-do our deck to look like this:

which is stained concrete to look like slate, which means likely I'll have to outsource it. The shed foundation would have been good practice, but it's a bit of a risk having a couple of tons of concrete setting wrong... Here's where someone is supposed to reply and tell me that the deck project isn't that hard, btw...

My general rule is that I do what my wife will let me get away with, within the constraints of time, and it can't be too hard (skilled not labor) of a project. This means that when I watch it on youtube, I have to say "piece of cake", and that it will take around 6x the projected amount of time. For the deck, I might rent/buy a jackhammer and do the demolition, since I can't irrevocably fuck that up.

So yeah, RGIII, don't fuck around and come back and win us any games motherfucker. I can't afford the time to be interested.

How's the deck coming?

 

[Marcus]

View: https://twitter.com/Browns/status/806893663326523392

Good, there was an actual chance of them winning otherwise.

 

[natedagg]

How's the deck coming?

I have 2 young kids and a baby due late January. Trying to work on business for the year end. The deck is like a 2-3 year vision. I am still waiting for Gary himself to find me and offer to help, but with Trump being pro-coal, Gary's been working the 3rd shift too often.







Oh yeah, and it's fucking freezing. Can't forget that.

 

[The Oi]

Suncast 8 x 10. It's resin bc wood sheds need to be treated and such.
It's perfectly put together, and tricked out with additional shelving, because I don't fuck around. I am sad that I have to put anything in it, bc it'd be a helluva man cave.
The trick is to a perfect shed is a level foundation, which is a much bigger project than the shed itself. It took forever but it's probably the most level surface in The North Shore.

As it turns out, I have this same shed. A friend and I built a wooden platform underneath it to ensure a level foundation. Very difficult in mountainous Pennsylvania and that required a lot of earth moving before we even put the platform in.

Shed has made it through a total of 2.5 Browns seasons, so a total of 10 wins. I continue to be far more pleased with it's performance than that of the Browns.

I've jacked off in it twice.

 

[bob2the2nd]

Anyone else worried rg3 could find a way to put together a decent game ?

 

[Randolphkeys]

Anyone else worried rg3 could find a way to put together a decent game ?

Cincitucky has been playing very good defense since the bye week. I'm not sweating it.

 

[natedagg]

As it turns out, I have this same shed. A friend and I built a wooden platform underneath it to ensure a level foundation. Very difficult in mountainous Pennsylvania and that required a lot of earth moving before we even put the platform in.

Shed has made it through a total of 2.5 Browns seasons, so a total of 10 wins. I continue to be far more pleased with it's performance than that of the Browns.

I've jacked off in it twice.

Number of Browns wins since 12-14-15 < number of orgasms Jigo has inside of his shed.

<number of former reality TV stars who won the U.S. presidential election.

<number of quarters in which Kevin Love has scored 34 points.

Your turn! Just take anything absurd that has happened in the last year and plug it in! ITS ALWAYS MORE THAN THE BROWNS VICTORIES.

 

[SixPACK]

@The Oi wanking it in 2016 in his shed > # of grandchildren that attended pap pap's cookout:

@natedagg

 

[Chris]

This team really is like being the kid with no presents at Christmas. Nothing to ever get excited about except draft picks that never pan out so at this point you can't get excited about that, either.

RG3 is starting this Sunday...this might be the worst Browns season ever....

 

[Randolphkeys]

Your turn! Just take anything absurd that has happened in the last year and plug it in! ITS ALWAYS MORE THAN THE BROWNS VICTORIES.

< Number of movies costarring George Muresan.
< Number of Wham Christmas songs that are actually really good.
= Number of times @DeeThree had a threesome.

@natedagg

 

[BMAN]

@The Oi wanking it in 2016 in his shed > # of grandchildren that attended pap pap's cookout:

@natedagg

This depressed me for some reason. Also Kelsey looks fucking hot. Papaw should be proud. In gonna go find her now

 

[BMAN]

Just kidding she might be in high school still...and her profile is private. Move along nothing to see here.

 

[natedagg]

@The Oi wanking it in 2016 in his shed > # of grandchildren that attended pap pap's cookout:

@natedagg

< Number of movies costarring George Muresan.
< Number of Wham Christmas songs that are actually really good.
= Number of times @DeeThree had a threesome.

@natedagg

These were both brilliant. I lost it twice... which is infinitely more than the Browns have won in a year.

Someone teach me how to use the meme generator and I will break the internet with this shit.