THE '13-14 RCF FFB League....betches

[Randolphkeys]

You're up by one because of the bullshit 2 point "home field advantage" you get for being in a weaker division and scoring fewer points than me in the regular season as well as your kicker outscoring mine 11-2. My players have scored 104 and yours 103. If I lose by less than 4 points, this will be the ultimate kick in the nuts.

Thankfully, my team is superior and I'll win anyways.

Will you stop whining about the ten measly points you scored more than my team? I won two games more than you and one "loss" was a 125 to 125 tie, and they gave the other team the win why? Home field advantage, whatever that is with a pretend fake team. I would have beaten you by 20 points that week.

Once Phil Dawson scores a rediculous 37 points this week, I will begin selecting your punishment song...

 

[Smooth]

Congrats on another great season guys, I appreciate everyone who played..

I think this will probably be my last season as commish, so if someone else would like to take this on then go for it...

 

[Randolphkeys]

I would be happy to take the reigns from you, Smooth. Consider staying on as a player though.

That said, I'm crushing Deezy by 45, I have one guy in play and he has two. I'd like to know what is running through your mind right now.... panic, dispair, desperation... talk to us Deezus.

 

[Deezus]

I would be happy to take the reigns from you, Smooth. Consider staying on as a player though.

That said, I'm crushing Deezy by 45, I have one guy in play and he has two. I'd like to know what is running through your mind right now.... panic, dispair, desperation... talk to us Deezus.

:chuckles: Doing my best to guess which terrible song you're giving me...


EDIT: 13 point game with Witten and Foles both going off.

You scurred?

 

[Randolphkeys]

:chuckles: Doing my best to guess which terrible song you're giving me...


EDIT: 13 point game with Witten and Foles both going off.

You scurred?

I'm surprised its going to be closer than I thought, not scared. Had a few beers with one of Desean Jackson's teammates at Cal two weeks ago, confirmed he is a douche. But that douche will put up some points by the end of the night!

Gargle with sperm to loosen up those vocal chords... makes you sing like Michael Stipe.

 

[Randolphkeys]

BTW, yes, now I'm a little scared. This is crazy...

 

[Deezus]

BTW, yes, now I'm a little scared. This is crazy...

Witten?! Please?!


EDIT: Orton. Fuck.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Witten?! Please?!


EDIT: Orton. Fuck.

That was close as hell.

http://realcavsfans.com/showthread.php?43415-Deezy-s-Fantasy-Football-Punishment

 

[Deezus]

That was close as hell.

http://realcavsfans.com/showthread.php?43415-Deezy-s-Fantasy-Football-Punishment

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Triplethreat]

Is this happening this year? If so id love to snag a spot.