Baker Mayfield: Fire The Cannons

[The Human Q-Tip]

It gets bigger.

 

[UDcleveland]

heat check: how mad are people still that Baker did "a gesture" on the sideline? me at "King of The Participation Trophies" level? or even madder?

I was talking about the Hunt signing elsewhere and got a response centered on Baker.... from someone who .... frankly doesn't have much a reason to be mad at the Browns otherwise.

above, ref jobbing is the only reason besides Hue and kicker the Browns didn't win 10 games. that it came down to jobbing in a season where said jobbing basically marred the season even through the playoffs and Super Bowl, makes me less mad than it would had it been mostly leveled at the Browns.

Dude, what?

 

[Dr. Claw]

...

 

[The Oi]

Ah yes, the "I can't read words so I'm gonna be glib" motherfucker respawns.

What part of "how mad are people at Baker for doing 'a gesture'" do you not understand?

The 3 likes can lick my balls in advance.

This was your fault. Not the audience.

1) You lead with the phrase “heat check”. This would lead the reader to believe you were on fire and were testing to see how hot you were and that this next post was risky. Did you in fact mean “temperature check”? Your audience is questioning your credibility immediately.

So we’ve started on shaky ground...

2) What does “king of the participation trophies”? mean? Why is it significant enough to be in quotes? Confusion continues.

3) Further...In that paragraph you reference “me at king of the participation trophies”. So now we’re thrown into having to assume how angry YOU the poster would be about something without any context of your background. This seems literal, of course, but again...this is your post and your follow up criticism of the guy who responded to you.

4) You were talking about the Hunt signing “elsewhere.” Without all of the previous context confusion, this isn’t a problem. However, you’ve already frustrated your audience. So now they’re nitpicking you and are going to be curious as to whether there really is an “elsewhere” at all or whether you made this elsewhere up for the convenience of the story. Then you reference “someone” and the ambiguity continues which leads your reader to doubt your story even more. You are now becoming the enemy and if you were a standup comedian and this was a joke you’d be at serious risk of bombing the entire set. And you’d absolutely need to abandon this story/joke immediately without acknowledgement it ever happened.

5) You now move into “ref jobbing.” From my understanding “jobbing” is a term specific to the wrestling subset. This is a subset that is not popular with all audiences, and in fact is looked down upon by many other sports fans. Given that you’ve already lost your audience at the beginning of your post, anyone that dislikes wrestling is gone here. Anyone that dislikes ref conspiracies is also gone.

So by the end of your post, you’ve really alienated any possible audience you could have had. Just with a few subtleties that could have been cleaned up from go.

You’re welcome.

 

[Dr. Claw]

This was your fault. Not the audience.

[Stuff ...]

Never mind all of that, I edited the post. We can move on

 

[The Oi]

Never mind all of that, I edited the post. We can move on

Jesus watches you masturbate.

 

[MGMT]

Jesus watches you masturbate.

Does he masturbate to people masturbating? Ultimately we function as one giant, amateur pornhub for him.

 

[The Oi]

Does he masturbate to people masturbating? Ultimately we function as one giant, amateur pornhub for him.

He is omnibating

I find it odd our religion teachers never added that last bit of honesty in there.

Omniscient
Omnipresent
Omnipotent
Omnibatory

 

[Lee]

This thread proves that Baker IS THE QB G-D.

It was a natural progression to go from talking about Baker to talking about Jesus masturbating. Do we need any further proof Baker is QB G-d?

 

[red.]

 

[UDcleveland]

This was your fault. Not the audience.

1) You lead with the phrase “heat check”. This would lead the reader to believe you were on fire and were testing to see how hot you were and that this next post was risky. Did you in fact mean “temperature check”? Your audience is questioning your credibility immediately....

I was sincerely confused about what he was trying to say. Not being glib. After your translation of a few of his words though, I’m closer to picking up what he was putting down.

With that in mind, I can only assume that by calling me a motherfucker who can’t read words, he meant “a super awesome guy” ... Sorry, that part was glib.

 

[Triple-S]

View: https://twitter.com/MattFlorjancic/status/1096135207818792961


I can hear some "woofing" in the distance....

Baker if this is to be believed? uh...you're probably going to see one of the more insane fanbases in the NFL out in the open again.

 

[2 For The Brew]

View: https://twitter.com/MattFlorjancic/status/1096135207818792961


I can hear some "woofing" in the distance....

Baker if this is to be believed? uh...you're probably going to see one of the more insane fanbases in the NFL out in the open again.

Cleveland will host a primetime game this upcoming season. Baker Mayfield gets ratings.

I think the Rams at Browns game is perfect for a Sunday Night game early on. Goff vs. Mayfield. Defending NFC champs vs. the up-and-coming Browns. The City will go absolutely apeshit over a game like that and there won't be many Rams fans in attendance.

I've been watching sports for over 50 years and I've never seen anything like what happened when Baker took the field against the Jets. In about 30 minutes he turned the entire franchise around. Not even LeBron in his rookie year had the decisive impact on the Cavaliers in his rookie season as Baker had for the Browns.

No matter where I go in the Philly - NY area -- when I wear my Browns gear people immediately talk about the Browns and how they're getting better. Everyone who's an NFL football fan knows that the Browns have incredibly loyal fans who have been through hell since 1995. In addition there are still a lot of people out there (especially in my age group) who remember the Browns as a glorious franchise that transformed the NFL and played in a ton of classic games. The NFL was literally born in Ohio and was a direct outgrowth of the Ohio Pro League almost 100 years ago.

Can't wait to unleash Baker & co. against the Steelers and Ravens this upcoming season.

 

[AZ_]

Would be a shock if the Browns didn't have three primetime games, honestly.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Would be a shock if the Browns didn't have three primetime games, honestly.

If the Browns are kicking ass then NBC can flex them into Sunday Night.

Browns are at Patriots next season. Baker Mayfield vs. Tom Brady. There's a primetime game.