The General Terrorist Rampage Thread

[Hurl Bruce]

View: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/922470586475048960


Can't hurt to sign up, right?

"Hey man...I'm on the registry!"

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

View: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/922470586475048960


Can't hurt to sign up, right?

"Hey man...I'm on the registry!"

Many times, the Onion is funny. This isn't one of those times.

 

[The Oi]

There's a much simpler potential explanation than a conspiracy...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61hzuGGJX0

It appears this was probably not the reason. Seems he was just advised not to talk and wanted to hit some Ellen Degeneres softballs instead of answering the tough ones at a press conference.

Understandable honestly.

 

[Cavatt]

There's a much simpler potential explanation than a conspiracy...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61hzuGGJX0

What's funny about this?

 

[MediumBaller]

I'm just glad that this thread wasn't bumped because of another attack like I first thought.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

What's funny about this?

I think it is funny that Genesis made that song and apparently saw no issue with it.

As to the substance, that security guard being here illegally is the least wacked-out theory that explains his very odd behavior since then, as well as explaining some ancillary details.

 

[Cavatt]

I think it is funny that Genesis made that song and apparently saw no issue with it.

As to the substance, that security guard being here illegally is the least wacked-out theory that explains his very odd behavior since then, as well as explaining some ancillary details.

Is there even a shred of evidence for that or is his name enough?

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Is there even a shred of evidence for that or is his name enough?

The oddity of him essentially being in hiding. Can't recall anything remotely like that happening before. Cops all get interviewed, he basically disappears except for one highly-controlled appearance. And employment of illegals is rampant in Vegas.

So that, plus his name, makes it a pretty strong probability.

 

[MediumBaller]

Is there even a shred of evidence for that or is his name enough?

I've seen reports that he was an unregistered security guard but idk if that has been confirmed. His behavior has been strange so that's going to lead to conspiracy theories. Who knows what the truth is but something is off about the guy.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

I've seen reports that he was an unregistered security guard but idk if that has been confirmed. His behavior has been strange so that's going to lead to conspiracy theories. Who knows what the truth is but something is off about the guy.

All the other explanations just seem pretty far out to me. And it's not a question of him being told by investigators not to talk to the press because he did the Ellen thing.

And it's Vegas. The employment of illegals there is common as hell.

 

[macbdog]

All the other explanations just seem pretty far out to me. And it's not a question of him being told by investigators not to talk to the press because he did the Ellen thing.

And it's Vegas. The employment of illegals there is common as hell.

I still stand by my theory that he was the security guard in charge of disposing of dead hookers' bodies for the High Rollers Club and the casino didn't want that coming out. That's why I think they didn't bat an eye when he said he was shot- 'The dead hooker guard got shot by one of the high rollers. Someone go let him know the guards are off-limits unless they want to dispose of dead hookers themselves. Give them a few minutes to cool off first though.'

 

[MediumBaller]

All the other explanations just seem pretty far out to me. And it's not a question of him being told by investigators not to talk to the press because he did the Ellen thing.

And it's Vegas. The employment of illegals there is common as hell.

He's scheduled for several interviews, he disappears and stays hidden for days right before he's scheduled to do them. Then he resurfaces on the Ellen show and answers a bunch of softballs. It's like the people in charge are trying to make people suspicious. Something is being hidden and the illegal immigrant theory is the most plausible explanation.

 

[Sebastian]

He's scheduled for several interviews, he disappears and stays hidden for days right before he's scheduled to do them. Then he resurfaces on the Ellen show and answers a bunch of softballs. It's like the people in charge are trying to make people suspicious. Something is being hidden and the illegal immigrant theory is the most plausible explanation.

The better explanation is that he is only doing interviews that pay him well.

If I were him, I would also stay out of the lime-light as a means of controlling things monetarily. He undoubtedly has a book, or some other big media thing planned and you don't want to give your product away for free.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

The better explanation is that he is only doing interviews that pay him well.

If I were him, I would also stay out of the lime-light as a means of controlling things monetarily. He undoubtedly has a book, or some other big media thing planned and you don't want to give your product away for free.

There will be an official explanation that will include any relevant details he's got long before then. If his goal is to make money, he ought to be cashing in on his fifteen minutes as fast as he can. That's what everyone else does.

 

[Wrathe]

There will be an official explanation that will include any relevant details he's got long before then. If his goal is to make money, he ought to be cashing in on his fifteen minutes as fast as he can. That's what everyone else does.

He's getting his own shoe deal with Big Baller!