AC Got Buckets
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Step 1. Draft Nerlens Noel #1 overall. His knee is clean like a baby's.
Step 2. Trade some combination of #31, #33, future mediocre pick for #13 & Marion from Dallas (because all the cool kids are doing it)
Step 3. Trade #13 + #19 to move up a few spots and draft Cody Zeller
Step 4. Trade Tyler Zeller for Jared Dudley (the Suns like Zeller, we'll pull a fast one on them and send them Tyler)
Step 5. Cut a hole in the box
Step 6. Sign Livingston for as little as possible
My offseason didn't work (attempting to end up with Horford, Thompson, Len and Tyler Zeller in the frontcourt) but I liked this one best just because of the image of the Suns opening a box marked "Fragile - contains Zeller" and then fuming when "it's not the one we ordered". I sent back some eBay purchases this morning so I can certainly empathise.