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Johnny Manziel: Swan Won't Return His Calls

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This thread title has to be one of RCF's dumbest...and thats saying something.
 
How about we just lock this thread?

There's nothing else to discuss about this fluff-head other than him being released from this team.

I don't even wanna discuss that when he does get cut. I just wanna wake up the next morning and pretend this douche never even donned a Browns Jersey.
 
How about we just lock this thread?

There's nothing else to discuss about this fluff-head other than him being released from this team.

I don't even wanna discuss that when he does get cut. I just wanna wake up the next morning and pretend this douche never even donned a Browns Jersey.

Leave it up as a testimonial.

It shall forever remain.
 
Leave it up as a testimonial.

It shall forever remain.

Rank 1-2 between Manziel and Weeden

Overall embarrassment factor:

Face punchability:

Speed at which they were determined not a viable starter:

Most likely to get busted for child molestation:

Most likely to play in the CFL:
 
Rank 1-2 between Manziel and Weeden

Overall embarrassment factor:

Face punchability:

Speed at which they were determined not a viable starter:

Most likely to get busted for child molestation:

Most likely to play in the CFL:

Manziel, for every single one.
 
Rank 1-2 between Manziel and Weeden

Overall embarrassment factor:

Face punchability:

Speed at which they were determined not a viable starter:

Most likely to get busted for child molestation:

Most likely to play in the CFL:

Manziel, for every single one.

Hard to argue with this.
 
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Manziel, for every single one.

Eh...I think Weeden looks more likely to be busted for child molestation.

Unless we're counting something like banging a 17 year old who says she's 18 and gets into the club with a fake ID. In that case, Johnny all the way.
 
Rank 1-2 between Manziel and Weeden

Overall embarrassment factor:

Face punchability:

Speed at which they were determined not a viable starter:

Most likely to get busted for child molestation:

Most likely to play in the CFL:
Overall embarrassment factor: Manziel, easy.

Face punchability: Manziel

Speed at which they were determined not a viable starter: Definitely Weeden

Most likely to get busted for child molestation: Weeden

Most likely to play in the CFL: Johnny Football
 
I don't know, this face is pretty punchable...

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I think "The Weedeater" has the far more punchable face.
 
Rank 1-2 between Manziel and Weeden

Overall embarrassment factor:

Face punchability:

Speed at which they were determined not a viable starter:

Most likely to get busted for child molestation:

Most likely to play in the CFL:

If you count the 17 year old girl who looks 22 that snuck into the bar and got drunk on vodka cranberry as a child then yes, Manziel in a clean sweep.
 
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Hilariously, his tattoo says Proverbs 3: 5-6 which reads as:

5 Trust in the Lord with all your heart,

and do not lean on your own understanding.

6 In all your ways acknowledge him,

and he will make straight your paths.




Looks like God is fucking up again.
 

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