2023-2024 Cleveland Browns Playoff Thread

Selby said:

This is why you should never make friends. No friends, no weddings to get invited to.

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This reminds me of the Michael Scott quote. "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever..."

Zeus69 said:

At kickoff, I’m going to be on an airplane six hours into a 9 1/2 hour flight from Chicago to Maui. Does anyone know if YouTube TV works on airplanes?

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Airline? United specifically have two WiFi speeds, and one includes streaming.

The Oi said:

Compare expectations to Yellowstone.

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I am glad you asked. I finished season one of 1883 and season one of 1923. I just started season one of Yellowstone when the copy of season one a friend loaned me pooped out.

To compare the Browns regular season to 1883: Pretty much the same plot. Sub Dee Haslam in for Faith Hill's character, Jimmy Haslam in for Tim McGraw's character, Andrew Berry for Lamonica Garrett's character, and Kevin Stefanski for Sam Elliott's character. Every week, you wondered who would be knocked out. Plenty of bodily fluids and for some reason, an incredible amount of snot flying around.

To compare the Browns season to 1923: Flacco is like the eldest Dutton son. Everything back home is going to shit, and the savior isn't where he is supposed to be. Just like Flacco sitting on his mom's couch, the savior is traipsing around the African Savannah killing wildlife, drinking whiskey and banging British women. Season one of 1923 essentially ends when Flacco finally makes contact with Andrew Berry but hasn't even made it to Cleveland yet.

To compare The 2023 Browns to Yellowstone: Our best GM before Andrew Berry has the lead in the show. That's all I know so far.

Randolphkeys said:

I just gave Peacock money for a year subscription... Mostly because my pirated copy of Yellowstone wasn't working. This better be an amazing viewing experience on Saturday.

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Its horrible. I cant pause or record the live TV, so i have to time my bathroom breaks or food breaks like its 1999.

Frank Stallone said:

Airline? United specifically have two WiFi speeds, and one includes streaming.

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it is United.

Lee said:

Its horrible. I cant pause or record the live TV, so i have to time my bathroom breaks or food breaks like its 1999.

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And for an old man like you, that's a dangerous game.

Frank Stallone said:

Airline? United specifically have two WiFi speeds, and one includes streaming.

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Zeus69 said:

it is United.

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Given the length of flight you mentioned, you'll be fine. Monitors will be built into the seats with satellite cable.

The only potential hiccup is NBCs relationship with direct tv. I've heard not everyone will see this game even though it's nationally broadcast.

Uhh... can't say I feel good about this either way.

Damn, Big Kev had enough of PJ Walker’s shittyness.

MD13 said:

Uhh... can't say I feel good about this either way.

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Let us pray that Driskel only gets to touch the ball on the sideline.

Beanie4Heisman said:

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That is basically 60% of our starting secondary back if you consider our Nickle our starting secondary....which I do.

Biw said:

And for an old man like you, that's a dangerous game.

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Depends.

MD13 said:

Uhh... can't say I feel good about this either way.

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We are fucked if Flacco goes down either way...