Was anyone looking for a Blake Griffin autographed Panini sandwich ?

[PIP]

Not sure if anyone is in the market for a Blake Griffin autographed Panini sandwich, but if you are indeed looking for one of those, Ebay has a reasonably priced one that you might be interested in..

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...24&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:1123#ht_500wt_977


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[Man Called X]

I have put in my bid.

 

[InBoobieWeTrust]

S&T Wally for it?

 

[Man Called X]

So I'm thinking I won't be able to afford to win this. Is there any that some lucky RCF bidder could win it. If they are afraid to eat it, I will gladly eat it, and post said video on youtube.

Afterwards, we'll go out to the court, and we'll see if I can dunk. If I can't, I will go buy a hoop I can lower til I can dunk, and we will make awesome youtube magic.

Mike Brown will be so impressed I'll get an invite for a 10 day contract later this season.

 

[TomB]

lol

 

[*THE ORIGINAL*]

HAHA, it looked like dude had a hard time not finishing the sandwhich and saving the other half.lol

 

[fudd]

White people are embarrassing.

 

[Otsego Mar]

If you choose to eat it, I can only imagine what incredible moments await you in future. I am already talking on expensive cellular telephones with six foot-tall women who admire my power. If you choose to cherish it and keep it forever as the most unique basketball collectible of all time, that is fine. You can make the choice, but only the winner of this auction can you win BLAKE GRIFFIN’S POWER.

Q: Will the transferred power be so overwhelming that horrible side effects may occur? Im scared as to the changes I will go through by purchasing/eating this item. Sep-30-09
A: Sorry 2 tell u, but you are not actualy afraid of side effects. You are afraid of succeeding and joyfulness, because pain and fear has become your prison and you now are afraid of real life and power like that old guy with the bird on Shawshank Redemption. So you better get busy bidding or get busy dying.
Q: A Jewish bidder I am concerned about the contents of the panini. While I would love to enjoy the power you describe, I cannot do so while consuming some split-hoofed beast. Please advise and thank you for this opportunity of a lifetime. Sep-28-09
A: hmm last I time I checked a turkeys foot no split hoof, so I think you are ok. If you are really worried you can always feed the power sandwich to a chicken, and then eat the chicken after it is killed in a way consistent with your believes, but don't feed it to a turkey because that is a sick joke and the power might backfire annd lead to heartache and poverty.