Zoe Saldana should be my wife!!!!

[JDeezy]

Seek professional help.

 

[dcm226]

Regretful things while drinking.

1). I made out with my best friend. She has had a crush on me for a while and I don't really like her like that. I kinda took advantage of her.

2). Got into a fight with an elderly man. He was in his upper 60's. He pissed me off and I pushed him down. (He got up and kinda kicked my ass).

3). Set my other friends shirt on fire. I have no idea how the fuck that happened!

4). Took like 18 pictures of random celebrities mouths. (Close ups on their smiles). Then sent them to a girl I like.

5). Flashed a police man.

6). Broke into a house I thought was abandoned and found out it wasn't.


Have any of you done anything close to this in one night? I'm sure you guys have some funny stories. Is regret a good thing for me to feel?

Its not as bad as it sounds.





1 It is what it is. I'm not even attracted to her at all.
2 He only punched me once. But it hurt really bad.
3 I had a lighter and it was just a joke. It only burnt a little bit.
4 ..........
5 My nipple.
6 There was a man sleeping on a couch. He didn't wake up.

 

[dcm226]

I had sober fun tonight with my friends!!!!!
Aren't you guys proud?