Rate the last movie you saw

[KI4MVP]

just watched Dark Knight Rises for the first time since opening night. It was much better than I remembered it.

Earlier in this thread there was a whole discussion about a plot hole where batman mysteriously got back to gotham overnight. What I remember is there was a scene where they said it was 23 days until the bomb exploded, then they went to the prison and had the sequence that led to his escape. Then he is in gotham the night before the bomb goes off. That's plenty of time. Did I miss something?

[Biw]

I saw Django Tuesday and I thought it was great. I don't get the backlash against the use of nigger throughout the movie. It is a movie about a slave after all. As a black guy, I definitely didn't have an issue with it. I was actually laughing as the movie went on because they were using it so much(nigger on a horse? C'mon, that was funny). I don't know, I guess I just don't take myself that seriously. I can find humor in pretty much anything.

[Richard Dawkins]

Django brought about a shocking revelation: slaveowners were racists and sadists.

As a black man I am offended by that thought. Everything that occurred in the south was rated PG-13 and suitable for broadcast television.

[Mdog1]

Watched Texas Chainsaw last night, and the night before saw Les Miserables.

I'll start with the nominee for worst movie of all time; Les Miserables.

This movie was epic in its ability to be so terrible that I for the first time in my life was excited to see the credits. The actors they chose for the film had no singing ability to speak of outside of Amanda zigfreid or whatever, and Hathaway wasn't Crowe terrible as a singer either. There were at least a dozen times during this movie that I thought it's gotta be over now, and it went on... Saddest part is I have seen the actual Les Miserables, and it was fantastic, but this was a god damned trajedy. I rarely use the word abortion to describe something, but it's just such a fitting word for this movie. I actually for the second time in my life wanted to leave a movie, unfortunately this time I didn't.

I remember looking at my cell phone, and it was 9:30 (started at 8:30), and I almost cried. At 10:20 I was excited because I thought it was pretty much over... boy was I wrong it didn't end until 11:30 almost ffs. I'm not the only person in that theatre that thought this movie was horrible. My grandmother fell asleep, my mother asked me if I wanted to leave at roughly 10:00, the two girls to my right were both on the internet, and the old woman sitting to my mothers left was messing around on her cell phone as well. I have never seen a theatre empty so fast after a movie either. It was like a fire drill.

To put a long story short I understand why it is called The Miserables, and it's because if you watch that movie you will be the most miserable person on the planet. I wouldn't even go and see that movie again if it was a guarantee to get laid after it (celebrity crush excluded)...

C-, and i'm generous... If this movie wins ANY award, other than worst movie of the year, then that award to me will lose ALL respect it may have earned.

Okay onto a much more positive note; TCM. This one was actually worth the time, and money. I really wanted to see the two girls, well you get the point, but don't go into the movie hoping for that because it didn't happen .

It was actually a decent plot, although I do have a huge problem with it that I will put in white at the end so as to not spoil. Decent acting for a slasher/horror movie, and again the plot was actually slightly believable, unlike most of these movies.

Solid B- movie imo. Worth the watch.

So the main character chick is Jed's cousin, and he killed all her freinds, and boyfreind before she/he found out they were related, and he even tried to kill her multiple times. So the end of the movie comes along, and somehow this bitch forgives him, throws him the chainsaw, and he murders the mayor... Ok big deal, but now she's going to live with Jed, and take care of him... Yeah because you would just instantly forgive him for killing your two freinds, and boyfreind...

[McIntyre]

Made it through "Ted". I don't even know where I would rank this movie. It was beyond awful. There were moments when I laughed, but the story went way south. The idea was there, for the movie to be good, but the follow through failed. I'd say there were probably 5 funny scenes and they were spaced WAY out.

Good idea, but horrible execution.

3/10

[Juicy]

Made it through "Ted". I don't even know where I would rank this movie. It was beyond awful. There were moments when I laughed, but the story went way south. The idea was there, for the movie to be good, but the follow through failed. I'd say there were probably 5 funny scenes and they were spaced WAY out.

Good idea, but horrible execution.

3/10

Agree, I think they showed the funniest parts in the commercials.

I watched Looper, thought it was a good story line, actually an original one and not a remake or sequel. The ending kinda surprised me. I give it a 7/10

[brownindian]

I saw this movie called Felon starring Stephen Dorff. Pretty grim drama with good acting. It is recommended for people who like prison drama. I would give it a 6.5/10.

[JiggleIt]

Hated Ted equally. Mila is hot and there were really no scenes I could pause and tantric masturbate to for an hour and a half.

[Lionheart]

Premium Rush - 6/10

Not a bad movie, plot was nothing new but the bike scenes were good. Bicycle messengers are crazy to say the least. Dania Ramirez is fucking hot.


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BEST OF LUCK!!!

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[JiggleIt]

Looks like you found my blog...

[jonzee330]

Silver Linings Playbook - 9/10

Really a great movie. Bradley Cooper was very good, although it sometimes seemed forced for him to act like a mental patient. Robert DeNiro was very good. Can definitely see why he got the Oscar nomination. But, in my opinion, Jennifer Lawrence stole the show. Phenomenal performance by her. She is quickly becoming one of my favorites, all at the age of 22. It's tough to look as good as she does in the movie, all the while playing a character who's supposed to look like a wreck. Recommend this to people with a penis or a vagina. Or people with a penis and a vagina. But not people with neither a penis or vagina.

[JiggleIt]

What about a mock penis?

[Rich]

HOld up, when the hell did Doug come back?

Watched Looper last night. Thought it was the best movie of 2012. Just freaking awesome.

[BMAN]

Yessssssssss Jurassic Park 4 is official. Hopefully it doesn't suck majorly like the 3rd one and they can think of something fresh for the franchise. And have the Trex kill that awful Spinosaurus.

[Tlyons]

Yessssssssss Jurassic Park 4 is official. Hopefully it doesn't suck majorly like the 3rd one and they can think of something fresh for the franchise. And have the Trex kill that awful Spinosaurus.

Ah, someone wanted to be a T-rex when he was a kid. You just tuck those two arms and strut. Don't lose your dinosaur.