Chip Kelly Safari - tour over

[Biw]

Drove up the mountain for a delicious dinner featuring shredded wild boar over pasta and finished with a mocha cannoli. Followed it up with a four beer and two Rocky Patel midnight walk with my bro in law.

Looks like I missed nothing.

Oh yeah? Well I spent the last 6 hours beating off to bogus tweets you son of a bitch.

[MJA1080]

After hearing how fast he wanted this process to end, it seems like it is going to take forever. Hopefully he just throws us off and announces it out of nowhere. I am going to be useless at work tomorrow.

[Tecumseh]

I think Kelly was genuine in that he wanted to get this resolved quickly. I think he was impressed with the Browns. I also think he was impressed with Philly. I honestly think he is having trouble deciding.

Things to consider: I think power is a big issue. I'm not sure Philly is ready to give a single man full control. They just got out of the Andy Reid situation and they might be gun shy about doing a similar thing with Kelly. I think the Browns are also hesitant to give Kelly full power.

I think Haslam is ticked that Kelly blew them off for dinner. Is he ticked enough to look in a different direction? I don't think so because I think Haslam realizes that they likely came off a little desperate. Flying to Arizona, eagerly trying to meet with him, and by all accounts offering Kelly a big contract. I think Kelly might be trying to see just how much he can get from the Browns. Will Haslam cave? Will the Eagles?

Keep in mind that Kelly essentially agreed to coach the Bucs and then backed out. He will do things the way he wants. I think the biggest question is whether Haslam will oblige.

[JiggleIt]

Oh yeah? Well I spent the last 6 hours beating off to bogus tweets you son of a bitch.

Yeah, but what's more pathetic? Your situation or me trying to make you guys jealous of me driving, eating, smoking and walking? Plus, I re-read my post and there's several different angles to call me a fag in there.

So I'd say we're even!

[JiggleIt]

I'll always remember Biw as the black guy that posted a pic of himself looking angry when a white poster kept playing the racism angle on something or other and claiming Biw wouldn't understand. Or something along those lines.

It was an RCF classic. Any elaboration or clarification on what happened would be appreciated. The white poster may have even been bigjmac.

[Pyro]

Again, we don't know if Kelly blew them off for dinner tonight. Pure conjecture at this point.

[Huber.]

I'll always remember Biw as the black guy that posted a pic of himself looking angry when a white poster kept playing the racism angle on something or other and claiming Biw wouldn't understand. Or something along those lines.

It was an RCF classic. Any elaboration or clarification on what happened would be appreciated. The white poster may have even been bigjmac.

prove it.....really prove it that sounds hilarious.

[howler1313]

I'll always remember Biw as the black guy that posted a pic of himself looking angry when a white poster kept playing the racism angle on something or other and claiming Biw wouldn't understand. Or something along those lines.

It was an RCF classic. Any elaboration or clarification on what happened would be appreciated. The white poster may have even been bigjmac.

Does anyone have the link to that thread? That sounds absolutely hilarious.

[JiggleIt]

Does anyone have the link to that thread? That sounds absolutely hilarious.

I'm worried that the thread may have been deleted. I wish to God I could remember what the topic was, so I could find it through biw's posts.

I want to say another black guy named speedyd posted in a similar vein to biw as well.

Gonna need biw to clarify. I'm fairly certain he was the poster I'm thinking of. You are right in thinking it was hilarious, because biw being black came out of left field at the time.

[Jake]

Drove up the mountain for a delicious dinner featuring shredded wild boar over pasta and finished with a mocha cannoli. Followed it up with a four beer and two Rocky Patel midnight walk with my bro in law.

Looks like I missed nothing.

That sounds fucking delicious.

[Tecumseh]

Mike Garafolo ‏@MikeGarafolo
Don't know. Wish I did. Folks are tight-lipped right now. RT @Bornabuckeye: Is the meeting w/ Browns still on for tonight or cancelled?

[440]

Drove up the mountain for a delicious dinner featuring shredded wild boar over pasta and finished with a mocha cannoli. Followed it up with a four beer and two Rocky Patel midnight walk with my bro in law.

Looks like I missed nothing.

Wasn't that scene in Brokeback Mountain right before the anal?

[ajz20]

Jeff McLane ‏@Jeff_McLane

That's it for me, folks. Got word from source close to Chip Kelly competition that I can sleep. I suggest you do the same.

[Pick6]

Ill rejoin you all in this circus in the morning. Hopefully will have some news to wake up to.

[Biw]

I'm worried that the thread may have been deleted. I wish to God I could remember what the topic was, so I could find it through biw's posts.

I want to say another black guy named speedyd posted in a similar vein to biw as well.

Gonna need biw to clarify. I'm fairly certain he was the poster I'm thinking of. You are right in thinking it was hilarious, because biw being black came out of left field at the time.

Lol yeah that was me. Thread is still up, closed though.

http://realcavsfans.com/showthread.p...ead)&p=1248413

The other poster was jayjaypimpson. He was convinced that the Cleveland Browns organization was racist and wouldn't draft RG3 if they had the chance. I believe jayjaypimpson was black as well and didn't believe that I was black when I called him on his bullshit.