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    Default Luiz Adriano is a Douche Nozzle

    The ball is being returned out of sportsmanship after a stoppage due to injury.

    Adriano has other things in mind... like being the biggest asshat on the planet.


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    Default Re: Luiz Adriano is a Douche Nozzle

    Look, i'm a big fútbol fan, Adriano was in the wrong, but TECHNICALLY there is no RULE saying they must abide by the "drop ball gentleman's agreement." If you want to prevent this from happening, put it in the rules.

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    Well, I'm guessing there was no injury. Maybe that will teach guys not to flop. Awesome play!

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    What's going on here? I see somebody scoring a goal after a long pass and a bunch of guys not paying attention. What's wrong or illegal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IO_OGIJ View Post
    What's going on here? I see somebody scoring a goal after a long pass and a bunch of guys not paying attention. What's wrong or illegal?
    technically it's not illegal. the referee stopped the game because of an injury and in soccer it's common to pass the ball back to the goalie of the team that had possession before the injury. it's a fair play thing that normally happens once or twice a game and nobody goes after the ball when it happens (you wait till the goalie has the ball and then the games goes on...)...i've watched a lot of soccer in my life and i've never seen anything like this


    just watched the video...pretty funny what happened after the goal:

    Shahktar then initially allowed Nordsjaelland to walk an equaliser in directly from kick-off to even things up, only for them to abandon that plan with the ball halfway towards their goal as Taras Stepanenko nabbed possession and ran off
    so there's another assclown on that team...

    you can watch the video (with english commentary) here:

    http://soccernet.espn.go.com/blog/_/...otocol?cc=5739
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    Even in the rare circumstances where someone does score in soccer, it's only by some technicality. What a sport!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IO_OGIJ View Post
    Even in the rare circumstances where someone does score in soccer, it's only by some technicality. What a sport!!
    To quote Dogma, "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

    In truth I think I'd rather deal with the genocide than watch soccer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I.K.W.T View Post
    Look, i'm a big fútbol fan, Adriano was in the wrong, but TECHNICALLY there is no RULE saying they must abide by the "drop ball gentleman's agreement." If you want to prevent this from happening, put it in the rules.

    Technically there is. Unsportsman like conduct is cause for a yellow card. If the ref had any balls and deemed the action unsportsman like (which it was) he could have issued a yellow card and disallowed the goal.

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    the hardest thing about playing soccer is telling your parents youre gay

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    Soccer: the one sport where scoring is looked down upon.
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    So wait, the ref dropped the ball in play, and no one on the other team cared about it? Not exactly sure I see what's wrong with the play..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcort View Post
    So wait, the ref dropped the ball in play, and no one on the other team cared about it? Not exactly sure I see what's wrong with the play..
    This happens every game though. In all other sports there are stoppages for injuries. That doesn't occur in soccer since time continuously runs. Thus in order for medical staff to come onto the field the ball must be kicked out of play. If you haven't played soccer then you don't really understand.



    In this video a guy kicks the ball to the opposing goalie following a similar situation. He accidentally scores the ball and is flabberghasted. They let the other team score a goal to make up for it. There is really nothing in American sports that you can compare it to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cafemerald View Post
    This happens every game though. In all other sports there are stoppages for injuries. That doesn't occur in soccer since time continuously runs. Thus in order for medical staff to come onto the field the ball must be kicked out of play. If you haven't played soccer then you don't really understand.



    In this video a guy kicks the ball to the opposing goalie following a similar situation. He accidentally scores the ball and is flabberghasted. They let the other team score a goal to make up for it.
    This video should be in the "WTF" thread.


    There is really nothing in American sports that you can compare it to.
    Hopefully it stays that way.

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    Default Re: Luiz Adriano is a Douche Nozzle

    Quote Originally Posted by cafemerald View Post
    This happens every game though. In all other sports there are stoppages for injuries. That doesn't occur in soccer since time continuously runs. Thus in order for medical staff to come onto the field the ball must be kicked out of play. If you haven't played soccer then you don't really understand.



    In this video a guy kicks the ball to the opposing goalie following a similar situation. He accidentally scores the ball and is flabberghasted. They let the other team score a goal to make up for it. There is really nothing in American sports that you can compare it to.
    Were these teams coached by moms?

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    Default Re: Luiz Adriano is a Douche Nozzle

    So now we have yet another example of scoring a goal being looked down upon.

    Baseball players have gotten hits on intentional walk pitches that came too close to the plate. Justin Forsett just yesterday ran a ball 80+ yards into the end zone after clearly being tackled and fooling the refs into thinking he wasn't.

    Can anyone guess whether the other team was gifted a make-up score as a result?
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