Browns hire Rob Chudzinski

[MoFlo]

Adam Caplan‏@caplannfl

Close to Reid's role in PHI.RT @MaryKayCabot:Banner on Chud's role in personnel decisions: "He won't just be involved, he'll dictate that.''

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[Jack Brickman]

Former Browns coach Pat Shurmur among candidates for #Panthers' off coord job, per league source. Shurmur, Chud trading places?

— Joe Person (@josephperson) January 11, 2013

Please make it happen Carolina. I can't think of a better person to put with Cam Newton than Pat Shurmur.

[SuperSurge]

I want Zimmer. Anything else seals it that Joe Banner is indeed a shrimp-lipped, Scrooge-like liability with vinegary balls, small hands and nostrils that are particularly sensitive to fart.

Bring me Zimmer or bring me AIDS.

[cdt]

I like it...

Why? Because he WANTS to be here, we've been begging the big names to take this job for years. Fuck them I'm rollin with Chud...

[ArchieBunker7]

I'm just as much of an idiot as everyone else. Please don't give me too much credit.

Nah, I was just callin you out to see which one of these horse head mfers was really you

Knew it would work

[JiggleIt]

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=chud-baby

[Funny Man Rocco]

Saw the name Doug Heil. I'm completely disappointed.

[b00bie]

Saw the name Doug Heil. I'm completely disappointed.

Even more disappointed than when I see Jigo.

This is really just too much.

[Cratylus]

Going to pass on Edwards. Greg Little was a running back and catches better than Edwards. Thanks for applying though.

This guy catches better than Edwards:

[ArchieBunker7]

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=chud-baby

Wow. Chud must be devastated to have learned of his origins. I feel as if Rob Chud has certainly overachieved to get to this point, and is a true inspiration to any and all Chud babies.

[440]

What if we bring in Winslow? Don't want him just saying it could happen

Fuck it. May as well bring in this guy too...

Well if he and Chud had a good relationship, it could happen

No, it really couldn't.

[ArchieBunker7]

This guy catches better than Edwards:

I want to be that fury rug below the girl in your sig. Is that Liz Hurley?

[Randolphkeys]

Back to football:

Rob Ryan and his four foot bong were relieved of their jobs as the Dallas Cowboys defensive architect. A hero to middle aged burn out Pink Floyd fans throughout the coaching world, many current Browns liked playing for Ryan.

Any thoughts on a return to the attacking Ryan defense?

[Jack Brickman]

Back to football:

Rob Ryan and his four foot bong were relieved of their jobs as the Dallas Cowboys defensive architect. A hero to middle aged burn out Pink Floyd fans throughout the coaching world, many current Browns liked playing for Ryan.

Any thoughts on a return to the attacking Ryan defense?

I could definitely live with a Norv Turner offense and a Rob Ryan defense. Plus, Ryan didn't even deserve to be fired. He was the annual "Dallas scapegoat."

[MDLT]

I miss Winslow and his Hamburger Helper gloves.

I want to be that fury rug below the girl in your sig. Is that Liz Hurley?

Kate Beckinsale.

Intrigued by this hire, and would be really happy if we got Turner. Still, much more concerned about the GM position and the structure/people they have in place with respect to personnel.