RBF League 2023 - Gary Barnidge Classic!

[Randolphkeys]

Quick recap of my match with Pip this week:

You have Ricky and Seals and Crofts and Jones playing as one person. Let that flow through the jasmine of your mind for a second.

 

[Man Called X]

How the fuck does a kicker hurt his groin during warmups?

 

[SixPACK]

Sorry Soda

 

[MoFlo]

@MoFlo, what happened?

I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings I'm not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.

 

[Jack Brickman]

In a twist no one could have seen coming a month ago, I'm going to start this glorious motherfucker at QB tomorrow over Cam Newton:

 

[Randolphkeys]

In a twist no one could have seen coming a month ago, I'm going to start this glorious motherfucker at QB tomorrow over Cam Newton:

I've proudly become a believer in Fitzmagic. I don't know if this is going to last through the season, but life will be better for everyone if it does.

 

[Randolphkeys]

League updates:

@Jack Brickman @SixPACK @Randolphkeys and @Hurl Bruce are all undefeated after three weeks. Jack boasts the most points behind three first round level backs and a little Fitzmagic under center. Six has Drew Brees and depth everywhere. My team squeaked by @Man Called X by the narrowest margins after some injuries and Hurl is squeaking by despite key injuries that are healing up at the right time.

Just behind the undefeated is @Tornicade shocking everyone with one loss and impressive point totals. Smart keepers and plenty of Rams helps offset an awful draft I guess. @King Stannis is right behind with savvy moves to counteract no keepers.

Bringing up the poophole are the winless teams, let's skip ahead to those guys. @SuperSurge has played some good teams close and has some strong RB depth, but depth elsewhere has been kicking his team in the balls. @Soda was leveled at running back due to injuries, but he now enters Wentzylvannia. @PIP had some questionable picks and no keepers, but now here he is with both Aaron Rodgers and Baker Mayfield. That's called trade assets! Last and so far least in every way sits bottom bitch @The Wizard of Moz who had as many inactive players as active players, still stashing away on his short bench for next year.

Will there be one of our annual dares coming up? The Kicker Showdown is on the table first. Whoever enters can win a sense of pride and Ryan Fitzpatrick levels of swagger. Whomever has the kicker with the least amount of points risks defeat.

Who is in?

 

[FiveThous]

In

 

[Hurl Bruce]

I'm in!

BTW...I think that participating in this league at all includes the assumption that each team needs to participate in each dare challenge.

 

[Randolphkeys]

The first should absolutely be mandatory. I'm open to making the bet this week or next week, but I'm with Hurl that everyone should at least do this first one to feel the experience.

We can even make the penalty for losing The Kicker Showdown easy: For one full week you have to reference a 1990s celebrity of your choice who no longer has any relevance in every RCF post. If you lose and don't post much for a week, the minimum posts are extended for your next ten consecutive posts. It's basically posting like PIP for a week.

 

[Jack Brickman]

I'm in!

BTW...I think that participating in this league at all includes the assumption that each team needs to participate in each dare challenge.

Agreed. Everyone should have to take part in all challenges as part of the agreement upon joining this league.

 

[Soda]

In.

 

[Sebastian]

Aye.

 

[MoFlo]

I'm in like Jonathan Taylor Thomas would be if he got offered any job whatsoever.

 

[Surge]

I’d like to dodge this challenge like Wesley Snipes dodges taxes, but I’m in!