League updates:
@Jack Brickman @SixPACK @Randolphkeys and
@Hurl Bruce are all undefeated after three weeks. Jack boasts the most points behind three first round level backs and a little Fitzmagic under center. Six has Drew Brees and depth everywhere. My team squeaked by
@Man Called X by the narrowest margins after some injuries and Hurl is squeaking by despite key injuries that are healing up at the right time.
Just behind the undefeated is
@Tornicade shocking everyone with one loss and impressive point totals. Smart keepers and plenty of Rams helps offset an awful draft I guess.
@King Stannis is right behind with savvy moves to counteract no keepers.
Bringing up the poophole are the winless teams, let's skip ahead to those guys.
@SuperSurge has played some good teams close and has some strong RB depth, but depth elsewhere has been kicking his team in the balls.
@Soda was leveled at running back due to injuries, but he now enters Wentzylvannia.
@PIP had some questionable picks and no keepers, but now here he is with both Aaron Rodgers and Baker Mayfield. That's called trade assets! Last and so far least in every way sits bottom bitch
@The Wizard of Moz who had as many inactive players as active players, still stashing away on his short bench for next year.
Will there be one of our annual dares coming up?
The Kicker Showdown is on the table first. Whoever enters can win a sense of pride and Ryan Fitzpatrick levels of swagger. Whomever has the kicker with the least amount of points risks defeat.
Who is in?