I actually don’t think it’s a wrinkle on the ass, so to speak. Like,in LeBrons situation explained with your wife analogy... the girl is STILL a flawless dime piece...and when she came back and re-married you for the first couple years the bedroom was on fire. She was there for you every night and flat out still doing her best work on a consistent basis.
Then last year she started feeling a little tired. When she wanted to turn it up, she absolutely could and she still had her fastball. She was still physically perfect, But instead of 7 nights a week it was down to like 3 or 4 nights...and the anniversaries/holidays/special occasions were as flawless as ever...
Now this year....the body is the same, the skills are till the best of the best when she wants them to be...but you pissed her off by giving away her favorite cat(Kyrie) but you had to because it started shitting on the floor and threatening the toddler because your wife started ignoring it, and it obviously didn’t wanna be there anymore.
So now this year she really only goes through the motions on the majority of nights. A few times a month she’s in a good mood and shows she still has it, so you went out and bought her a “used” but new to her car(Nance, Jordan,Hill,Hood) to replace the piece of shit 2003 BMV that she just blew the transmission on (IT) and you have your birthday, anniversary and Christmas coming up and you know she’s going to be as amazing as ever on those occasions. The other big problem is that your couples therapist(Lue) is a moron, always sides with her no matter the level of bullshit, and keeps giving her bigger bottles of Xanax (ISO and excuses) every month. Luckily her best friend that keeps her in check is coming back from Paris in two weeks.(Kev)
So things are bad right now, but they’re definitely looking up and now it’s time to focus on having a great anniversary.
Because who knows...she might divorce you again this summer. There’s been a few coworkers trying to slide into her DM’s over the last couple months. She hasn’t cheated or anything but it wouldn’t be the first time she had a wandering eye for greener pastures...