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InBoobieWeTrust said:
I actually don’t think it’s a wrinkle on the ass, so to speak. Like,in LeBrons situation explained with your wife analogy... the girl is STILL a flawless dime piece...and when she came back and re-married you for the first couple years the bedroom was on fire. She was there for you every night and flat out still doing her best work on a consistent basis.


Then last year she started feeling a little tired. When she wanted to turn it up, she absolutely could and she still had her fastball. She was still physically perfect, But instead of 7 nights a week it was down to like 3 or 4 nights...and the anniversaries/holidays/special occasions were as flawless as ever...

Now this year....the body is the same, the skills are till the best of the best when she wants them to be...but you pissed her off by giving away her favorite cat(Kyrie) but you had to because it started shitting on the floor and threatening the toddler because your wife started ignoring it, and it obviously didn’t wanna be there anymore.

So now this year she really only goes through the motions on the majority of nights. A few times a month she’s in a good mood and shows she still has it, so you went out and bought her a “used” but new to her car(Nance, Jordan,Hill,Hood) to replace the piece of shit 2003 BMV that she just blew the transmission on (IT) and you have your birthday, anniversary and Christmas coming up and you know she’s going to be as amazing as ever on those occasions. The other big problem is that your couples therapist(Lue) is a moron, always sides with her no matter the level of bullshit, and keeps giving her bigger bottles of Xanax (ISO and excuses) every month. Luckily her best friend that keeps her in check is coming back from Paris in two weeks.(Kev)

So things are bad right now, but they’re definitely looking up and now it’s time to focus on having a great anniversary.

Because who knows...she might divorce you again this summer. There’s been a few coworkers trying to slide into her DM’s over the last couple months. She hasn’t cheated or anything but it wouldn’t be the first time she had a wandering eye for greener pastures...
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This is amazing, lol
 
InBoobieWeTrust said:
I actually don’t think it’s a wrinkle on the ass, so to speak. Like,in LeBrons situation explained with your wife analogy... the girl is STILL a flawless dime piece...and when she came back and re-married you for the first couple years the bedroom was on fire. She was there for you every night and flat out still doing her best work on a consistent basis.


Then last year she started feeling a little tired. When she wanted to turn it up, she absolutely could and she still had her fastball. She was still physically perfect, But instead of 7 nights a week it was down to like 3 or 4 nights...and the anniversaries/holidays/special occasions were as flawless as ever...

Now this year....the body is the same, the skills are till the best of the best when she wants them to be...but you pissed her off by giving away her favorite cat(Kyrie) but you had to because it started shitting on the floor and threatening the toddler because your wife started ignoring it, and it obviously didn’t wanna be there anymore.

So now this year she really only goes through the motions on the majority of nights. A few times a month she’s in a good mood and shows she still has it, so you went out and bought her a “used” but new to her car(Nance, Jordan,Hill,Hood) to replace the piece of shit 2003 BMV that she just blew the transmission on (IT) and you have your birthday, anniversary and Christmas coming up and you know she’s going to be as amazing as ever on those occasions. The other big problem is that your couples therapist(Lue) is a moron, always sides with her no matter the level of bullshit, and keeps giving her bigger bottles of Xanax (ISO and excuses) every month. Luckily her best friend that keeps her in check is coming back from Paris in two weeks.(Kev)

So things are bad right now, but they’re definitely looking up and now it’s time to focus on having a great anniversary.

Because who knows...she might divorce you again this summer. There’s been a few coworkers trying to slide into her DM’s over the last couple months. She hasn’t cheated or anything but it wouldn’t be the first time she had a wandering eye for greener pastures...
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This post reminds me of Stan's letters from the Eminem song "Stan." Good stuff, but slightly creepy too.

"Come to think about, his name was, it was you"
 
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InBoobieWeTrust said:
I actually don’t think it’s a wrinkle on the ass, so to speak. Like,in LeBrons situation explained with your wife analogy... the girl is STILL a flawless dime piece...and when she came back and re-married you for the first couple years the bedroom was on fire. She was there for you every night and flat out still doing her best work on a consistent basis.


Then last year she started feeling a little tired. When she wanted to turn it up, she absolutely could and she still had her fastball. She was still physically perfect, But instead of 7 nights a week it was down to like 3 or 4 nights...and the anniversaries/holidays/special occasions were as flawless as ever...

Now this year....the body is the same, the skills are till the best of the best when she wants them to be...but you pissed her off by giving away her favorite cat(Kyrie) but you had to because it started shitting on the floor and threatening the toddler because your wife started ignoring it, and it obviously didn’t wanna be there anymore.

So now this year she really only goes through the motions on the majority of nights. A few times a month she’s in a good mood and shows she still has it, so you went out and bought her a “used” but new to her car(Nance, Jordan,Hill,Hood) to replace the piece of shit 2003 BMV that she just blew the transmission on (IT) and you have your birthday, anniversary and Christmas coming up and you know she’s going to be as amazing as ever on those occasions. The other big problem is that your couples therapist(Lue) is a moron, always sides with her no matter the level of bullshit, and keeps giving her bigger bottles of Xanax (ISO and excuses) every month. Luckily her best friend that keeps her in check is coming back from Paris in two weeks.(Kev)

So things are bad right now, but they’re definitely looking up and now it’s time to focus on having a great anniversary.

Because who knows...she might divorce you again this summer. There’s been a few coworkers trying to slide into her DM’s over the last couple months. She hasn’t cheated or anything but it wouldn’t be the first time she had a wandering eye for greener pastures...
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Agreed as someone mentioned post of the year , on the fly to boot . With that said....

I’ve done all I can think of , my CC’s are maxed out . I plan on upgrading her new car over the summer (draft pick or all-star) . Firing the marriage counselor, why not ,I’m already paying 3 others.. But if this isn’t enough for her to stay.. Divorcing me a 2nd time for what she perceives as greener pasture... I can’t take any chances. I’m going to get a few good bangs in beforehand (48 min a night in the playoffs) and I won’t allow any tapping out either ..

I tried , good stuff bro !!
 
anyone else found it funny to see jared dudley and lebron james on the same basketball court?
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Anyway nice triple double again mr LBJ! And getting closer to breaking another jordan record with consecutive double figure scoring games!
 
InBoobieWeTrust said:
I actually don’t think it’s a wrinkle on the ass, so to speak. Like,in LeBrons situation explained with your wife analogy... the girl is STILL a flawless dime piece...and when she came back and re-married you for the first couple years the bedroom was on fire. She was there for you every night and flat out still doing her best work on a consistent basis.


Then last year she started feeling a little tired. When she wanted to turn it up, she absolutely could and she still had her fastball. She was still physically perfect, But instead of 7 nights a week it was down to like 3 or 4 nights...and the anniversaries/holidays/special occasions were as flawless as ever...

Now this year....the body is the same, the skills are till the best of the best when she wants them to be...but you pissed her off by giving away her favorite cat(Kyrie) but you had to because it started shitting on the floor and threatening the toddler because your wife started ignoring it, and it obviously didn’t wanna be there anymore.

So now this year she really only goes through the motions on the majority of nights. A few times a month she’s in a good mood and shows she still has it, so you went out and bought her a “used” but new to her car(Nance, Jordan,Hill,Hood) to replace the piece of shit 2003 BMV that she just blew the transmission on (IT) and you have your birthday, anniversary and Christmas coming up and you know she’s going to be as amazing as ever on those occasions. The other big problem is that your couples therapist(Lue) is a moron, always sides with her no matter the level of bullshit, and keeps giving her bigger bottles of Xanax (ISO and excuses) every month. Luckily her best friend that keeps her in check is coming back from Paris in two weeks.(Kev)

So things are bad right now, but they’re definitely looking up and now it’s time to focus on having a great anniversary.

Because who knows...she might divorce you again this summer. There’s been a few coworkers trying to slide into her DM’s over the last couple months. She hasn’t cheated or anything but it wouldn’t be the first time she had a wandering eye for greener pastures...
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This is the type of quality @InBoobieWeTrust comes up with when he’s not investing time rage hating in the Brooklyn draft pick thread.
 
BrutX15 said:
I truly think LeBron would prefer to stay, but this organization is a total mess. If LeBron "only" cares about winning. He will bolt no doubt in my mind. A max contract to finish out your career, while making $40 mil per past your prime would be enough to entice most anyone else to stay. The problem is, money isn't a concern for LeBron.
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Screamin' A just pulled the "FINALZ ELLZ" card again. I still think it's one of the only knee-jerkers on this topic that has a grain of truth, i.e. he wouldn't have come back in the first place if "Dan Gilbert wuz a meanie"...any new thoughts?
 
If you put LeBron on the worst team in the bracket, they win it all right? 33 year old LeBron.
 
Alec Zander said:
If you put LeBron on the worst team in the bracket, they win it all right? 33 year old LeBron.
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LeBron would foul the entire other team out of the game in the first half, considering the way college games are officiated.
 
Alec Zander said:
If you put LeBron on the worst team in the bracket, they win it all right? 33 year old LeBron.
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You see what happens when they get a rookie switched on to him? Now imagine that except the whole league is full of people worse than those guys.
 
LeBron putting the league on notice ... @kingjames told me his game is “probably at an all time high”...in his 15th season...let that marinate...
 
CTownSportsFan said:
LeBron putting the league on notice ... @kingjames told me his game is “probably at an all time high”...in his 15th season...let that marinate...
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He’s still trying to get MVP. Harden has basically locked it down at this point, but LeBron is still gonna try.
 
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