2017 Annual RCF NFL Mock Draft

[Randolphkeys]

Since @Triplethreat is an honorless, two-faced, regegging whore I'll put the #2 pick up at a reasonable value to anyone else looking for a quarterback besides the Jets. PM me, @Sly @CosmoKramer @AZ_ @getBUCKED or anyone else looking at adding Tribusky at a reasonable price.

 

[Triplethreat]

Since @Triplethreat is an honorless, two-faced, regegging whore I'll put the #2 pick up at a reasonable value to anyone else looking for a quarterback besides the Jets. PM me, @Sly @CosmoKramer @AZ_ @getBUCKED or anyone else looking at adding Tribusky at a reasonable price.

Business is business.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Business is business.

Street whoring is business, you honorless chode.

 

[Lee]

Street whoring is business, you honorless chode.

I wish this is how the real draft went between GM's.

More specifically I wish we had cameras in there to see the trash talking between the GM's.

On 2nd thought, probably not since i am a Browns fans. The last 15 years or so would have been rough to watch.

 

[Sly]

Remaining teams:

25. Houston Texans
26. Seattle Seahawks
28. Dallas Cowboys
31. Atlanta Falcons
37. LA Rams
72. New England Patriots

 

[Triplethreat]

Street whoring is business, you honorless chode.

Jesus could you be any more racist?

We have a Danny Ferry situation in San Fransisco.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Jesus could you be any more racist?

We have a Danny Ferry situation in San Fransisco.

I don't think you know what a chode is, but thank goodness rivalries are back. I'd prefer doing business with Luol Deng on a dirt road out of the back of his Dodge Ram than enter a trade agreement with you. Good luck.

 

[CosmoKramer]

If we're doing 2 teams I took the Bears and Texans last year. I'm willing to do Houston again.

 

[Stark]

I'll take Dallas.

 

[Triplethreat]

I don't think you know what a chode is, but thank goodness rivalries are back. I'd prefer doing business with Luol Deng on a dirt road out of the back of his Dodge Ram than enter a trade agreement with you. Good luck.

Oh, yeah he's on a dirt road because he's "got a little African in him" and all black people are dirty???

This is out of hand.

@Soda I think this requires aggressive action in the variety of a forced resignation.

 

[Sly]

I can clean up the chode reference if needed, but I don't wanna taint the conversation.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Oh, yeah he's on a dirt road because he's "got a little African in him" and all black people are dirty???

This is out of hand.

@Soda I think this requires aggressive action in the variety of a forced resignation.

It's a reference to a famous email, which you brought up. People know the public school teacher isn't racist, just like they know the definitions of the words I'm using. People around here are smart and smell desperation. Hobo blowjob desperation.

You're the guy who offered a trade, asked me to hold off on the announcement, then two hours later said you are still going to make offers to other people. That's just bad form.

 

[Triplethreat]

It's a reference to a famous email, which you brought up. People know the public school teacher isn't racist, just like they know the definitions of the words I'm using. People around here are smart and smell desperation. Hobo blowjob desperation.

You're the guy who offered a trade, asked me to hold off on the announcement, then two hours later said you are still going to make offers to other people. That's just bad form.

I would hope they can also smell sarcasm.

 

[The Oi]

I'm taking the Texans.

 

[Soda]

There are still four teams available:

Seattle Seahawks
Atlanta Falcons
LA Rams (no 1st rounder)
New England Patriots (no 1st rounder)

If people claim the last 2 teams with first round picks, I'll start the mock and will assign New England and LA to people as 2nd teams.