2023-2024 Cleveland Browns Playoff Thread

[natedagg]

The worst part is I don't know anyone at the wedding. It's my girlfriend's friend. And the wedding is in Pittsburgh.

If you don’t know anyone then nobody will know if her date is someone else. Hire a replacement in this case, then coach him up to answer like you would and nobody will remember what he looks like anyway.

Pro tip: have him avoid photos.

 

[Phills14]

If y'all are stuck at a wedding, just send the groom a "friend" before the wedding and it'll get called off.

Marriage is overrated anyway. I'd be doing him and her a favor!

 

[bigfoot5415]

I'd rather face the Texans this year than next with $60m+ in cap space this off season to plug up defensive holes and add better backups.

You're making the bold assumption that they don't fuck it up.... again.

 

[bigfoot5415]

You can't convince me that we aren't going to win it all. This is a good team on both sides and despite the adversity, punch ppl in the mouth.

 

[bubba52782]

You can't convince me that we aren't going to win it all. This is a good team on both sides and despite the adversity, pinch ppl in the mouth.

I will be doing nothing of the sort...weirdo

 

[buzzdog]

And there it is.

Damn these NFL schedule makers all to hell. I will be in the middle of a flight right about then.

 

[MGMT]

I will be doing nothing of the sort...weirdo

Plus there’s a high risk of just getting bit which would hurt. No one is sticking two fingers in my mouth and if for whatever reason two get in there the person is losing both.

 

[Selby]

This is why you should never make friends. No friends, no weddings to get invited to.

 

[MikeOC33]

The NFL playoffs are a huge deal. Even the "lower priority" playoff games are top 10 watched tv events for the entire year.

Maybe the Olympic opening ceremony will squeak into the top 20, but the NFL is where the big money and viewership is. This dispute is costing both sides significantly, but really screwing over the fans.

This is not to dispute the point you made, l learned something. You are right.

I was surprised by the 93/100 tho.

Here is a different link which has a different result...still alot for football, but less than 50 of top 100 were NFL. All of the most watched were NFL, but 60 Minutes had multiple top 100, Young Shelton, NCIS, etc.

The 100 Most-Watched Telecasts of 2023: NFL, Oscars, Gordon Ramsay, ‘NCIS’ and a Single ‘Yellowstone’ Episode

The most-watched telecasts of 2023 include the Super Bowl, Oscars and Grammys, while 'NCIS' and 'Blue Bloods' dominate among series.

variety.com

 

[eChameleon]

You can't convince me that we aren't going to win it all. This is a good team on both sides and despite the adversity, pinch ppl in the mouth.

I sure hope so, because we apparently have the hardest schedule in the NFL next season. Gonna be tough to replicate the success from this year.

 

[DaNewCavs]

I sure hope so, because we apparently have the hardest schedule in the NFL next season. Gonna be tough to replicate the success from this year.

We always have the hardest schedule because we play the Ravens, Bengals and Steelers twice and those three teams are always going to be competitive. That being said, not too concerned about the NFC East and The AFC West. Redskins, Giants, Raiders, Broncos are all winnable. Cowboys, Eagles and Chiefs are tough. Chargers are a wildcard.

 

[Jscc]

The worst part is I don't know anyone at the wedding. It's my girlfriend's friend. And the wedding is in Pittsburgh.

It's funny. As I was scrolling I half-jokingly said to myself, "they are probably Steelers fans" and BAM. It all makes sense now.

 

[natedagg]

We always have the hardest schedule because we play the Ravens, Bengals and Steelers twice and those three teams are always going to be competitive. That being said, not too concerned about the NFC East and The AFC West. Redskins, Giants, Raiders, Broncos are all winnable. Cowboys, Eagles and Chiefs are tough. Chargers are a wildcard.

Was talking to a buddy of mine, he’s a big cincy fan. It is a very tough division, especially if Burrow is healthy next year.

I haven’t thought about who each team will lose or gain so things could change. Cam Hayward finally looks to be wearing down, but the Steelers are the least of my concerns. Pressure builds diamonds, I guess.

 

[redruM]

Same. My buddies made a pact to just put our phones on airplane mode through the wedding and watch the game after

Wait are you guys going to the same wedding?

 

[Vee-Rex]

Plus there’s a high risk of just getting bit which would hurt. No one is sticking two fingers in my mouth and if for whatever reason two get in there the person is losing both.

Even if my wife really wanted to?