To: My Hitman in Stripes
Re:The little emperor
Subject: Lakers vs other team GM 7
Joe, my trusted friend who I turn to when I want to get things done. You've done very well in the past. I need a little of that 02 outcome without the blantant bias.
A few of the things you can do to make sure this happens
-Keep Landry OUT OF THE GAME. Call a foul on him when he goes to the scorers table to check in. If he scores more than a basket a quarter, Im giving you the Donoghue treatment.
-Keep Chuck Hayes on the court. Be diplomatic with the fouls for the other team, but of all guys, leave this guy out there. UNLESS, he once again punks Gasol. In that case, get his ass out of there too.
-Keep Bynum out there on the court. Get with Phil and check on this during the game. Be very reserved with the whistles you blow on him. If Phil wants to play him alot, give him room to operate and get him to the FT line to gain confidence if need be
-Dont call a single Defensive 3 seconds on the Lakers. Simple enough. Get er done
-Engage Ron Artest and wait for the fireworks to blow with him. Ive sent the go ahead to Kobe and Phil to get under his skin, let him know to shut his mouth all night.
Do these things and we should be in business. And Joe, do your job and deliver me my outcome.