As the trade deadline approaches, teams are getting desperate to clear cap room in these tough economic times.
One GM is taking it further. "Look at the guy, my dog has a better 3 point shot and he's been dead for years!" Cavaliers' General Manager Danny Ferry said. "Realistically, it saves us money...plus, I'm pretty sure the sack of potatoes doesn't turn the ball over every single time".
While the Cavs are rumored to be interested in big names such as Amare Stoudemire, Marcus Camby, and Antawn Jamison, perhaps all they really needed was a thick sack of potatoes to plug up the lane.
"I've seen him play" Ben Wallace adds, "Sack's a solid defender and takes charges well. It'll be a shamockery if we don't win a title this year"