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I don’t know why they have Cade kicking in barea. He will kick zero FGs there this season. He should be at the stadium practicing with the lake effect winds.
 
Jesus Christ, it's fucking fable time in here isn't it?

Sorry, I don't have a story about how stupid it is to want to separate players from their team during training camp, or ignoring anything else that goes on during camp besides the kicker kicking field goals.

Hey Frog, why do you think reports are only about like 4-6 field goals a day? Do you think it takes nearly two hours to line up and take a kick? Or maybe, just MAYBE there's more to training camp than practicing field goals?

But hey, let's pretend you're right. Well, half of Cade's games aren't at the stadium. Should we send him around the country to practice in every other stadium? Oh yeah, the weather is going to get colder. How about a trip to Siberia to practice kicking in winter conditions?

Or maybe, just maybe, we shut the fuck up and think before posting every moronic take that spills out from between our ears?

Nah.

Now where's that lazy stork...
 
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Jesus Christ, it's fucking fable time in here isn't it?

Sorry, I don't have a story about how stupid it is to want to separate players from their team during training camp, or ignoring anything else that goes on during camp besides the kicker kicking field goals.

Hey Frog, why do you think reports are only about like 4-6 field goals a day? Do you think it takes nearly two hours to line up and take a kick? Or maybe, just MAYBE there's more to training camp than practicing field goals?

But hey, let's pretend you're right. Well, half of Cade's games aren't at the stadium. Should we send him around the country to practice in every other stadium? Well the weather is going to get colder. How about a trip to Siberia to practice kicking in winter conditions?

Or maybe, just maybe, we shut the fuck up and think before posting every moronic take that spills out from between our ears?

Nah.

Now where's that stork and why isn't he doing his job...
Damn….
 
Best Browns kicker since Lou The Toe Groza. Any chance he can play another position too?

I met Lou Groza once in 1991 I believe. He approached my grandpa while i was in a store because he saw the Cleveland license plates. I saw my Grandpa talking to a man, went to go up and introduce myself and before I could get a word out of my mouth Lou hands me a ring. I look at the ring and it says "Hall of Fame" on it..... i said "who are you sir?".... he responded "Lou Groza"

Long story short, super nice guy, and i got to hold a NFL Hall of Fame Ring. Pretty cool meeting him.
 
Jesus Christ, it's fucking fable time in here isn't it?

Sorry, I don't have a story about how stupid it is to want to separate players from their team during training camp, or ignoring anything else that goes on during camp besides the kicker kicking field goals.

Hey Frog, why do you think reports are only about like 4-6 field goals a day? Do you think it takes nearly two hours to line up and take a kick? Or maybe, just MAYBE there's more to training camp than practicing field goals?

But hey, let's pretend you're right. Well, half of Cade's games aren't at the stadium. Should we send him around the country to practice in every other stadium? Oh yeah, the weather is going to get colder. How about a trip to Siberia to practice kicking in winter conditions?

Or maybe, just maybe, we shut the fuck up and think before posting every moronic take that spills out from between our ears?

Nah.

Now where's that lazy stork...

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Jesus Christ, it's fucking fable time in here isn't it?

Sorry, I don't have a story about how stupid it is to want to separate players from their team during training camp, or ignoring anything else that goes on during camp besides the kicker kicking field goals.

Hey Frog, why do you think reports are only about like 4-6 field goals a day? Do you think it takes nearly two hours to line up and take a kick? Or maybe, just MAYBE there's more to training camp than practicing field goals?

But hey, let's pretend you're right. Well, half of Cade's games aren't at the stadium. Should we send him around the country to practice in every other stadium? Oh yeah, the weather is going to get colder. How about a trip to Siberia to practice kicking in winter conditions?

Or maybe, just maybe, we shut the fuck up and think before posting every moronic take that spills out from between our ears?

Nah.

Now where's that lazy stork...

First, kickers practice only like 1-2 hours a day plus a work out, its a great gig if you are good and why often kickers have the best golf games on the team.

2nd, do you think its even cold in Siberia now? Not sure its a good idea to send an athlete to Russia, last one America sent ended up in jail.
 
First, kickers practice only like 1-2 hours a day plus a work out, its a great gig if you are good and why often kickers have the best golf games on the team.

2nd, do you think its even cold in Siberia now? Not sure its a good idea to send an athlete to Russia, last one America sent ended up in jail.
Looks like nothing above freezing on Bolshevik Island. I'm sure it gets colder if you go to the more Northern parts.

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Unfortunately, being detained is just a risk Cade is going to have to take if he's serious about kicking for this team.
 
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Jesus Christ, it's fucking fable time in here isn't it?

Sorry, I don't have a story about how stupid it is to want to separate players from their team during training camp, or ignoring anything else that goes on during camp besides the kicker kicking field goals.

Hey Frog, why do you think reports are only about like 4-6 field goals a day? Do you think it takes nearly two hours to line up and take a kick? Or maybe, just MAYBE there's more to training camp than practicing field goals?

But hey, let's pretend you're right. Well, half of Cade's games aren't at the stadium. Should we send him around the country to practice in every other stadium? Oh yeah, the weather is going to get colder. How about a trip to Siberia to practice kicking in winter conditions?

Or maybe, just maybe, we shut the fuck up and think before posting every moronic take that spills out from between our ears?

Nah.

Now where's that lazy stork...
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Looks like nothing above freezing on Bolshevik Island. I'm sure it gets colder if you go to the more Northern parts.

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Unfortunately, being detained is just a risk Cade is going to have to take if he's serious about kicking for this team.
Quick, get him on a flight to Moscow with a weed vape pen in his pocket, stat!
 
It's 66 degrees at the North Pole today.
I guess it makes sense that the pole, which is tilted towards the sun, would be warmer but I didn't expect the difference to be that drastic from the siberian island I posted.

30 something degrees is substantial
 
Ps. Don Cockroft wasn’t much of a slouch either. Last of the American style kickers.


I was thinking him too. In 1977 when i was 5 years old, my mom was watching Cockroft kick a field goal in the last second. She was explaining me that if he makes it we win the game. Ball hiked, kick up, and it was good. My mom went wild, and I was hooked.

SO in a sense I guess, Cockroft ruined my life, lol
 

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