Andrew Scheid
Jon Morosi's Source
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It's no big deal that we missed out on Ottavino, Robertson, and every other quality reliever who was available in free agency. We're going to offer Kimbrel a deal he simply can't refuse:
- 1,000 Dollar Dogs (condiments not included: have you seen the price of relish recently???)
- Cody Allen Bobblehead (they're both closers with ginger beards, so he can pretend like it's him)
- His kids can round the bases for free! (since we've had to cut back on our groundskeeping crew, if one of those adorable rugrats wouldn't mind picking up a rake after they're done, it would be gladly appreciated)
Start printing those Kimbrel Tribe jerseys, boys.
- 1,000 Dollar Dogs (condiments not included: have you seen the price of relish recently???)
- Cody Allen Bobblehead (they're both closers with ginger beards, so he can pretend like it's him)
- His kids can round the bases for free! (since we've had to cut back on our groundskeeping crew, if one of those adorable rugrats wouldn't mind picking up a rake after they're done, it would be gladly appreciated)
Start printing those Kimbrel Tribe jerseys, boys.