"Emergency" leads to arena evacuation during Memphis - Clippers game

[Otsego Mar]

The Grizzlies and Clippers violated the arena's "Non-Excitement" rule.

Initial reports were that Gilbert Arenas was seen in the arena pooping in Rudy Gay's shoes while toting unloaded guns.

 

[Mdog1]

Good thing it was nothing serious.

 

[Otsego Mar]

I dunno man.....I wouldn't want to go practically barefoot into a pile of human poo poo......I actually had a dream recently where I was roaming through a backyard FILLED with dog-doo......couldn't avoid stepping into the shit.

 

[BlueSeats626]

Glad to hear that all 14 people at the game made it in/out safely

 

[Man Called X]

I just love the Onion report.

"Did any Clippers make it out alive?"
"Thankfully, no."

 

[iEchoic]

I dunno man.....I wouldn't want to go practically barefoot into a pile of human poo poo......I actually had a dream recently where I was roaming through a backyard FILLED with dog-doo......couldn't avoid stepping into the shit.

Wow, I had the exact same dream.

 

[Otsego Mar]

Wow, I had the exact same dream.

Freaky Ninjas.

 

[staycoolbruh]

A broken water line in the fire sprinkler system triggered the arena’s alarm system, forcing players, fans and officials outside for approximately 20 minutes. When play resumed, the Grizzlies rallied from a 13-point deficit to beat the Los Angeles Clippers, 104-102 on Tuesday night.

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[ButterMPancakes]

conspiracy!!1!