Gary Barnidge

[Randolphkeys]

The Federal Aviation Administration has declared Gary Barnidge's groin a "no fly zone." Gary countered by wearing nothing but Zubazz and sweatpants. He made it work.

 

[Ohio]

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[The Oi]

My father is Gary Barnidge.

 

[Soda]

My father is Gary Barnidge.

Makes a lot of sense that you'd name your kid Gary, then. @Maximus

 

[The Oi]

Gary "Baba Booey" Jigglesworth the III

 

[Soda]

Gary "Baba Booey" Jigglesworth the III

 

[Maximus]

@The Oi or @Randolphkeys needs to bust out a tribute video of "Oh Gary" to Steve Perry's "Oh Sherrie"...asap.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Whoa, I thought that was a Whitesnake song until now... Steve Perry's coke and ego-fueled solo career is a gift that just keeps on giving.

 

[Deezus]

I heard Gary Barnidge once got this chick I went to high school with pregnant just by looking at her. She gave birth to a delicious 16-ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.

 

[Phills14]

Whoa, I thought that was a Whitesnake song until now... Steve Perry's coke and ego-fueled solo career is a gift that just keeps on giving.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Judge away, but I already have the perfect song set aside for a Barnidge tribute. I just need the time to pen the lyrics... and the ability to sing... mostly just the time though.

 

[Deezus]

 

[Huber.]

Fabulous write up here:

Whether dating divas, providing for orphans or catching passes, Cleveland Browns' TE Gary Barnidge keeps it real

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/11/whether_dating_divas_providing.html

 

[Jack Brickman]

I'm going to make it my mission to get a beer with Gary Barnidge when the Browns come to Charlotte next month.

 

[Surge]

Gary Barnidge once tried to sell me an extended warranty on a Walkman personal CD player at Best Buy.

He didn't even work there.