Get Excited Somewhere Else: John Dorsey

[MoFlo]

View: https://twitter.com/KyleKellyCLE/status/956231772643250176

 

[PIP]

Height, dick and hand size does not seem to matter to John Dorsey..

Sounds like Captain Moxie just might be the guy...

 

[dark2332]

Height, dick and hand size does not seem to matter to John Dorsey..

Sounds like Captain Moxie just might be the guy...

I think "Physical Skills necessary to play the position" could be interpreted to include height, hand, and dick size.

 

[PIP]

I think "Physical Skills necessary to play the position" could be interpreted to include height, hand, and dick size.

Oh..... I thought that meant like the ability to use your legs and arms and the such ?

Cause if he was in a wheel chair or had a prosthetic limb or maybe couldn’t breathe well and had to use a motorized Walmart shopping cart or scooter I seriously would have reserverations about John Dorsey considering him...

 

[Randolphkeys]

Oh..... I thought that meant like the ability to use your legs and arms and the such ?

I can't believe you are bringing up the such. At a time like this, so close to President's Day no less.

I know the quest for a QB in the draft is the most impactful decision for this franchise, but I'd like the Browns media to give other aspects of roster construction a little attention. Veterans in free agency with around $100 million to play around with feels like a story to me as well. Nobody covering it or asking questions about it.

 

[Lee]

View: https://twitter.com/KyleKellyCLE/status/956231772643250176

Is it me, or are those most of the things i look for in a woman too?

• Do they win?
• Do they have the physical skills necessary to play the position?
• Strong arm
• Deep ball accuracy
• Footwork
• Can the extend the play
• Leader of men

 

[Lee]

I think "Physical Skills necessary to play the position" could be interpreted to include height, hand, and dick size.

This is actually covered under deep ball accuracy.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Dorsey has parted ways with the Director of Player Personnel and Director of College Scouting, both of which held the job for 13 years. Four long-time scouts were also dismissed.

Amazing the Browns had such a long streak of bad rosters yet these guys always had job security.

 

[Snowblind]

Dorsey has parted ways with the Director of Player Personnel and Director of College Scouting, both of which held the job for 13 years. Four long-time scouts were also dismissed.

Amazing the Browns had such a long streak of bad rosters yet these guys always had job security.

Here's a link to the moves they made

https://www.dawgsbynature.com/2018/...-to-front-office-scot-mccloughans-job-is-done

 

[MGMT]

Fuck how does that even happen?

 

[Chris]

The good news about this thread is in a couple years we can just revive it and change one letter.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

The good news about this thread is in a couple years we can just revive it and change one letter.

Offering #35 for Foles in a year we were obviously taking a QB #1 overall certainly doesn't instill confidence in the guy

 

[Chris]

Offering #35 for Foles in a year we were obviously taking a QB #1 overall certainly doesn't instill confidence in the guy

I disagree, but we’ve already covered that a few posts up. I was really just making a joke because let’s be honest, after a dozen regimes they could bring in Jesus himself and I’d still be skeptical this is turning around.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

I disagree, but we’ve already covered that a few posts up. I was really just making a joke because let’s be honest, after a dozen regimes they could bring in Jesus himself and I’d still be skeptical this is turning around.

I read this thread before I caught up on the other thread buddy boy!!!

But yeah I agree. I’m in prove it mode with the Browns. Been fooled too many times

 

[Chris]

I dont even know what thread Im posting in anymore, they all blend together. you know what I meant lol