Greatest Fantasy Football team ever?

[Walter White]

Ok so I had a draft with 6 people and it is a 15 round draft. I just wanted some thoughts on my team. We start one QB two RBs 1 flex 1 TE 1 K and 1 Defense. Here is my team.

QBs
Tom Brady
Carson Palmer

RBs
Maurice Jones Drew
Michael Turner
Ladainan Tomlinson
Adrian Peterson
Steve Slaton
Cliton Portis

WRs
Larry Fitsgerald
Randy Moss
Andre Johnson

TEs
Jason Witten

Kicker
Rob Bironas

Defenses
Titans
Vikings

.........no I am not makin this up.

 

[Zog]

Do the people who you're drafting against have any idea how to play fantasy football or ever watch the NFL?

 

[camakazee]

I know what you mean. I had an auction draft this past weekend and one of my friends f'd it all up by going golfing right before. We scrambled for a replacement but couldn't find anyone that could draft asap (auction draft, so we all had to be there in person). So we ended up drafting with 7 teams (gay since everyone has at least one bye week now) and everyone's team is absolutely stacked.

I spent about $85 of my $200 auction salary on three wideouts and look stacked like you. I have Fitzgerald, Andre Johnson, and Calvin Johnson. With all these stacked teams I expect wins to come down to something like defense.

But with that said, I still don't see how you got your team. Even with only six teams, one shouldn't be able to grab Peterson, Turner, Jones-Drew, Brady, Fitzgerald, and Johnson with their first six picks. Who the hell did the other people take?

 

[Walter White]

Here are the other teams besides mine.

Team 1
- 2 (2) Brandon Jacobs (RB) NYG
2 - 3 (9) Larry Johnson (RB) KC
3 - 2 (14) Ben Roethlisberger (QB) PIT
4 - 3 (21) Kurt Warner (QB) ARI
5 - 2 (26) Aaron Rodgers (QB) GB
6 - 3 (33) T.J. Houshmandzadeh (WR) SEA
7 - 2 (38) Anquan Boldin (WR) ARI
8 - 3 (45) Hines Ward (WR) PIT
9 - 2 (50) Wes Welker (WR) NE
10 - 3 (57) Terrell Owens (WR) BUF
11 - 2 (62) Dwayne Bowe (WR) KC
12 - 3 (69) Greg Olsen (TE) CHI
13 - 2 (74) Adam Vinatieri (K) IND
14 - 3 (81) Philadelphia (DST)
15 - 2 (86) Pittsburgh (DST)

Team 2(horrible team LOL)
1 - 0 (0) Brian Westbrook (RB) PHI
2 - 5 (11) Glen Coffee (RB) SF
3 - 0 (12) Matt Ryan (QB) ATL
4 - 5 (23) Steve Smith (WR) CAR
5 - 0 (24) Marques Colston (WR) NO
6 - 5 (35) Eddie Royal (WR) DEN
7 - 0 (36) Chad Ochocinco (WR) CIN
8 - 5 (47) Reggie Wayne (WR) IND
9 - 0 (48) Joe Flacco (QB) BAL
10 - 5 (59) Chris Cooley (TE) WAS
11 - 0 (60) Dallas Clark (TE) IND
12 - 5 (71) Ryan Succop (K) KC
13 - 0 (72) Chicago (DST)
14 - 5 (83) Indianapolis (DST)
15 - 0 (84) Ryan Longwell (K) MIN

Team 3
1 - 4 (4) Peyton Manning (QB) IND
2 - 1 (7) Matt Cassel (QB) KC
3 - 4 (16) Matt Forte (RB) CHI
4 - 1 (19) Ronnie Brown (RB) MIA
5 - 4 (28) LenDale White (RB) TEN
6 - 1 (31) Reggie Bush (RB) NO
7 - 4 (40) Darren McFadden (RB) OAK
8 - 1 (43) Roddy White (WR) ATL
9 - 4 (52) Vincent Jackson (WR) SD
10 - 1 (55) Antonio Bryant (WR) TB
11 - 4 (64) Heath Miller (TE) PIT
12 - 1 (67) Kellen Winslow (TE) TB
13 - 4 (76) Nate Kaeding (K) SD
14 - 1 (79) Washington (DST)
15 - 4 (88) San Diego (DST)

Team 4 (the team that will give me the most competition)
1 - 3 (3) Baltimore (DST)
2 - 2 (8) NYJ (DST)
3 - 3 (15) Stephen Gostkowski (K) NE
4 - 2 (20) Antonio Gates (TE) SD
5 - 3 (27) Tony Gonzalez (TE) ATL
6 - 2 (32) Bernard Berrian (WR) MIN
7 - 3 (39) Calvin Johnson (WR) DET
8 - 2 (44) Chris Johnson (RB) TEN
9 - 3 (51) DeAngelo Williams (RB) CAR
10 - 2 (56) Frank Gore (RB) SF
11 - 3 (63) Marshawn Lynch (RB) BUF
12 - 2 (68) Drew Brees (QB) NO
13 - 3 (75) Jay Cutler (QB) CHI
14 - 2 (80) Philip Rivers (QB) SD
15 - 3 (87) Jeremy Shockey (TE) NO

Team 5
1 - 5 (5) Donovan McNabb (QB) PHI
2 - 0 (6) Tony Romo (QB) DAL
3 - 5 (17) Marion Barber (RB) DAL
4 - 0 (18) Laurence Maroney (RB) NE
5 - 5 (29) Steven Jackson (RB) STL
6 - 0 (30) Willie Parker (RB) PIT
7 - 5 (41) Greg Jennings (WR) GB
8 - 0 (42) Braylon Edwards (WR) CLE
9 - 5 (53) Lee Evans (WR) BUF
10 - 0 (54) Donald Lee (TE) GB
11 - 5 (65) Owen Daniels (TE) HOU
12 - 0 (66) Robbie Gould (K) CHI
13 - 5 (77) Neil Rackers (K) ARI
14 - 0 (78) Carolina (DST)
15 - 5 (89) NYG (DST)

Oh P.S. it wasn't in that order. But here is another dilemma I have if some people could help.

Who should my flex be?
Ladainan Tomlinson
Jones-Drew(I think he is hurt)
Clinton Portis
Andre Johnson
Steve Slaton

 

[jlj3184]

It's not ethical to take money from "special" people.

 

[The Oi]

You had six teams in your league. You have the best fantasy draft in the worst fantasy league of all time. Very impressive!

Sincerely,

Smartest retard

Tallest midget

Fattest anorexic

and The one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

 

[Walter White]

Who should my flex be?

 

[jlj3184]

Who should my flex be?

Does it really matter? You have the top 3 RBs and the top 3 WRs...

Assign the 6 of them a number on a die and roll it until you've determined your starting lineup. Your flex player will be better than anyone else's starters at either of those positions...

 

[di0p]

I'm confused as to how you got 3 of the top 6 running backs lol, are you playing with you 2nd graders?

 

[Walter White]

I'm confused as to how you got 3 of the top 6 running backs lol, are you playing with you 2nd graders?

They made the mistake of taking kickers and defenses higher in like the 4 and 5th rounds and I capatilized:chuckles:

 

[Splitz]

Who the hell takes defenses or Kickers anywhere but the last couple rounds?

 

[Walter White]

Ya....I freakin lost this week. Thank you to Tom Brady, Randy Moss, and the Titans outstanding defense. That goes to show anybody can win at anytime.

 

[The Oi]

Dude,

You truly have to be playing with six year olds and retards (pronounced ruh-TARDS). I just looked at the draft again. Do me a favor just for entertainment purposes. For each of the people in the draft, give us a little breakdown of their age and a profile on what they're like in person.

I'll give you rep and a suggestion for who your flex position should be.

 

[GilbertForPres]

How did Drew Brees go in the 12th round? and the defenses and Kicker in the 1st 3. Very odd.