Walter White
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It is just a sign guys, chill. The vid jigo posted was super cringe and way too far imo, but as long as he doesn't take it that far, it seems harmless. Of course these guys won't give you serious suggestions so I'll try:
"Will you join the enemy of a team that blew a 3-1 lead
like KD did and go to prom with me?"
And if you break it up in 2 lines, it kind of rhymes. I feel like that is a winner. Another one:
"Will you go to prom with me. If you don't, it would be like a kick in the nuts."
And then paste pictures of all the times Draymond kicked somebody in the nuts all over the sign. And then write, "not really because you are ugly" on the back if she rejects you. That part was a joke (or was it?). But really, if you are rejected just say, "its okay, Cavs are still champs" and celebrate in her face.
"As a Warriors fan, you are used to the bandwagon, so ride with the champs and go to prom with me (tramp)" (if you want a rhyme).
"I was going to celebrate either way since Cavs are the champs, so you might as well go to prom with me" (and make sure to have pictures of the Cavs holding up the trophy and popping champagne).
"My heart is as fragile as Steph's ankles, please don't make me feel like I blew a 3-1 lead and go to prom with me?" (Another winner)
"Your Warriors fan tears taste delicious and salty, they warm my heart and keep me alive so go to prom with me or I might not survive". And then give her a pack of salted peanuts (which could also work for the Draymond suggestion). That was for you @The Oi
"Your first ring was luck and a fluke, now that's easy to see.
But let's celebrate the fact at least you still robbed one, and go to prom with me"
"Like Steph's mouthpiece, you can be my side piece, except I won't throw you to the side until you act like Ayesha and cry"
I'm on fire. I can do this all day. Alright, maybe half were serious.
"Will you join the enemy of a team that blew a 3-1 lead
like KD did and go to prom with me?"
And if you break it up in 2 lines, it kind of rhymes. I feel like that is a winner. Another one:
"Will you go to prom with me. If you don't, it would be like a kick in the nuts."
And then paste pictures of all the times Draymond kicked somebody in the nuts all over the sign. And then write, "not really because you are ugly" on the back if she rejects you. That part was a joke (or was it?). But really, if you are rejected just say, "its okay, Cavs are still champs" and celebrate in her face.
"As a Warriors fan, you are used to the bandwagon, so ride with the champs and go to prom with me (tramp)" (if you want a rhyme).
"I was going to celebrate either way since Cavs are the champs, so you might as well go to prom with me" (and make sure to have pictures of the Cavs holding up the trophy and popping champagne).
"My heart is as fragile as Steph's ankles, please don't make me feel like I blew a 3-1 lead and go to prom with me?" (Another winner)
"Your Warriors fan tears taste delicious and salty, they warm my heart and keep me alive so go to prom with me or I might not survive". And then give her a pack of salted peanuts (which could also work for the Draymond suggestion). That was for you @The Oi
"Your first ring was luck and a fluke, now that's easy to see.
But let's celebrate the fact at least you still robbed one, and go to prom with me"
"Like Steph's mouthpiece, you can be my side piece, except I won't throw you to the side until you act like Ayesha and cry"
I'm on fire. I can do this all day. Alright, maybe half were serious.