I, during a somewhat hellish storm, decided to check and see if my radiator was operating correctly. My hood holding device is made in Louisville. I peered down deep into the mechanical beasts' inards and then noticed that the hood holder had slipped. My head is bleeding and my left shoulder is pulsing. I am sitting in my car, storm outside, smoking a blunt and drinking the strongest white russian ive ever.
In a possibly concussed, borderline intoxicated, and definitely high state of mind, I am, at this very moment, a better defensive coordinator than he.
The 9ers are not going to ne good for a while.
Can we please get whats his nuts? Fuck, Naples high school's Carlos Hyde? I dont want him to fade into obscurity. Good kid.