Adam
Reading and reacting
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- Nov 15, 2006
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Toronto Raptors
VS
2016 Champs
Watch on ESPN
Probable Cavs Starters
PG: George Hill: 8.2 ppg 25% 3point. Solid D, and a real 'grown up' on the court
SG: Kyle Korver: 10ppg 40% 3point on 6.5 attempts a game, slowly rounding into form
SF: LeBron James: 33 10 8 actually not shooting great from 3 but still the greatest player of all time. Raptors wake up in a cold sweat screaming his name while their Canadian ladies (or men) wonder 'whats it aboot?'
PF: Kevin Love: He still can't shoot but he has rebounded well and passed well recently
Suprise! Another SG: JR Smith: 10ppg 37% 3point. Playing like he's not high and doing well.
Key bench contributors:
Jordan Clarkson: Complete idiot
Rodney Hood: The worst playoff performer in NBA history
Osman: J/K
Jose Calderon: Victory cigar
TT: Back like its 2016!
Non-playing salaried professionals:
Zizic
Nance
FAKE Eastern conference regular season champs
Lowry
Derozen
OG
Ibaka
Jonas
bench:
Mini Delly
CJ miles
Norm powell
Delon wright
Poeltl
Warning may induce big 3 tears