Predictions: Wins for the 2018 Cleveland Browns

[Jack Brickman]

8-8

Subtract three wins due to Hue's general incompetence.

5-11

 

[Real Deal]

If we get proper coaching between Hue, Haley, and Gregg, then 9 wins is there.

This is the NFL, where teams go from good to shit, or shit to good. Anything could happen, some of you may be scared of our schedule now, but these teams could totally flop.

Ravens/Bengals are 4 winnable games. They're not head and shoulders above this current Browns team.

Houston/Oakland/NY/Tampa/San Diego are totally winnable games.

Saints are probably the scariest sure lost matchup and that's just week 2.

Chiefs/Falcons are later on and at home, if we're a good football team around that time then those teams don't scare me into saying automatic loss. We're definitely circling KC in honor of Dorsey.

I'll be honest guys, it's all going to start with the Steelers, if we win, I'm totally buying into a good football season.

I honestly want to see your predictions after week one. This team might just shock the hell out of us.

 

[Kiddo]

Last season we were average QB play away from 5-6 wins. Our defense will keep us in most games with a chance to win and I think against even the best teams on our schedule we'll be right there with chances to win late in games. We just need coaching to be solid and to stop making the silly bone headed plays that cost us so many yards and potential scores last year. On paper and when healthy we're easily the most improved team in the league.

Play calling - Haley>Hue
QB - Taylor>Kizer
RB - Hyde>Crowell
WR - Gordon Landry Calloway>Trash from last year

That's 5 play makers we didn't have last year.
Secondary is also vastly improved along with most other areas of the defense and i think we'll end up in the top 10.

Why can't it be the Browns year? I think if our key players can stay relatively healthy we're in for an enjoyable season. If a couple things go right for us our floor is 6-7 wins.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Lots of hedging going on for a predictions thread.

I say 9.

 

[The Voice]

If we get proper coaching between Hue, Haley, and Gregg, then 9 wins is there.

This is the NFL, where teams go from good to shit, or shit to good. Anything could happen, some of you may be scared of our schedule now, but these teams could totally flop.

Ravens/Bengals are 4 winnable games. They're not head and shoulders above this current Browns team.

Houston/Oakland/NY/Tampa/San Diego are totally winnable games.

Saints are probably the scariest sure lost matchup and that's just week 2.

Chiefs/Falcons are later on and at home, if we're a good football team around that time then those teams don't scare me into saying automatic loss. We're definitely circling KC in honor of Dorsey.

I'll be honest guys, it's all going to start with the Steelers, if we win, I'm totally buying into a good football season.

I honestly want to see your predictions after week one. This team might just shock the hell out of us.

Let’s not get carried away here. 9 wins is too high of an expectation from going winless to 9 is just too optimistic.

Can we really get the best coaching out of hue?

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Let’s not get carried away here. 9 wins is too high of an expectation from going winless to 9 is just too optimistic.

We're going all the way to Candy Mountain, bitches!

Shun the nonbeliever! Shhhhhuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn.

n.

 

[Los216]

9-7

 

[MikeOC33]

5-11

Baby steps. Big game vs Pittspuke. IF they can pull off the upset, that will set a positive mood for sure, but it still is potentially a tough schedule.

 

[macbdog]

Record prediction: 10-6

Despite opening day win over That Team, Browns struggle to 2-6 and Hue Jackson gets canned. After Todd Haley ascends to HC, team rattles off 8 game winning streak to make playoffs. Tyrod Taylor misses Wild Card game due to food poisoning; Baker Mayfield steps in to light up Steelers for 40 points. Afterwards, Baker pulls down his pants and drops a deuce on the Steelers logo at midfield, enraging Pittsburgh fans and delighting people with a moral compass. Browns lose a hard fought 2nd round game to the Patriots after winning touchdown in 4th is negated after Joe Thomas is called for holding penalty. Winning field goal is then negated on motion penalty called on Jim Brown. Several weeks after season, much of the momentum is negated when Browns abruptly fire Todd Haley after photos of him and Dee Haslam @ local swingers club surface on Instagram.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Record prediction: 10-6

Despite opening day win over That Team, Browns struggle to 2-6 and Hue Jackson gets canned. After Todd Haley ascends to HC, team rattles off 8 game winning streak to make playoffs. Tyrod Taylor misses Wild Card game due to food poisoning; Baker Mayfield steps in to light up Steelers for 40 points. Afterwards, Baker pulls down his pants and drops a deuce on the Steelers logo at midfield, enraging Pittsburgh fans and delighting people with a moral compass. Browns lose a hard fought 2nd round game to the Patriots after winning touchdown in 4th is negated after Joe Thomas is called for holding penalty. Winning field goal is then negated on motion penalty called on Jim Brown. Several weeks after season, much of the momentum is negated when Browns abruptly fire Todd Haley after photos of him and Dee Haslam @ local swingers club surface on Instagram.

That is inevitable.

 

[Marcus]

Record prediction: 10-6

Despite opening day win over That Team, Browns struggle to 2-6 and Hue Jackson gets canned. After Todd Haley ascends to HC, team rattles off 8 game winning streak to make playoffs. Tyrod Taylor misses Wild Card game due to food poisoning; Baker Mayfield steps in to light up Steelers for 40 points. Afterwards, Baker pulls down his pants and drops a deuce on the Steelers logo at midfield, enraging Pittsburgh fans and delighting people with a moral compass. Browns lose a hard fought 2nd round game to the Patriots after winning touchdown in 4th is negated after Joe Thomas is called for holding penalty. Winning field goal is then negated on motion penalty called on Jim Brown. Several weeks after season, much of the momentum is negated when Browns abruptly fire Todd Haley after photos of him and Dee Haslam @ local swingers club surface on Instagram.

The more surprising thing will be if all of this doesn’t happen.

 

[Triplethreat]

 

[natedagg]

Enough for @natedogg to eat horse shit

Bro, your comment doesn’t make sense. I only have to if they win 5 or less, you fucktard.

It is YOU who will be gobbling feces with 7 or more wins, which will be the case, because we are going 12-6.

@Mr. Orange and I didn’t forget about you, Mr Yellow. I have a new wager to offer, regarding 6 wins. Same as above: you lose if we win more and win if we win less. The loser of the wager has to create an account on a hip hop message board, and defend the Bare Naked Ladies’ “one week” as the best rap song of all time. Like they have to go HARD at defending it lyrically, and be serious about it.

@The Voice hasn’t officially accepted any horseshit eating wager, so that’s off. But what say you to this one, Mr Brave Talk?

 

[Triplethreat]

Bro, your comment doesn’t make sense. I only have to if they win 5 or less, you fucktard.

It is YOU who will be gobbling feces with 7 or more wins, which will be the case, because we are going 12-6.

@Mr. Orange and I didn’t forget about you, Mr Yellow. I have a new wager to offer, regarding 6 wins. Same as above: you lose if we win more and win if we win less. The loser of the wager has to create an account on a hip hop message board, and defend the Bare Naked Ladies’ “one week” as the best rap song of all time. Like they have to go HARD at defending it lyrically, and be serious about it.

@The Voice hasn’t officially accepted any horseshit eating wager, so that’s off. But what say you to this one, Mr Brave Talk?

So 11-5 in the regular season with a win and a loss in the playoffs? Lol...

Where do you keep getting 18 games from.

 

[natedagg]

So 11-5 in the regular season with a win and a loss in the playoffs? Lol...

Where do you keep getting 18 games from.

Yes, detective. Wild card winner, next round loser.