Rate the last movie you saw

[Lee]

My wife sucked me In The Basement.

, a solid 7.

Crazy ass story.

*fixed, or atleast how i read it.

 

[DJTJ]

Oh, I assumed it was streaming somewhere. At least to buy. But I guess there is a contractual restriction in Legendary's licensing agreement with them. They own Godzilla, licensed English language rights to legendary, profit off of the legendary releases. So sounds like they won't release it to streaming in the US for a while. They even pulled it from US theaters early because Godzilla x Kong was coming out.

Lots of rumors about Prime on May 3.

 

[N7RobBob]

Just watched Spider-man: Across the Spiderverse. It and Into the Spiderverse are phenomenal. They are my favorite super hero movies. The story telling, characters, and the universes they weave into it are awesome.

I will be watching both of these for years to come with my daughter.

 

[Thelastcavsfan]

Late night with the devil 7.8/10

 

[buzzdog]

I had a day off with nothing planned so I surfed Prime for a movie to watch, and I came across this gem...
Bitch Slap

I sometimes have an affinity for movies that are so bad, they're good, and this one definitely fits that description. The plot and writing are so bad I think it might be a parody or probably not. It's full of gratuitous violence, sweaty T&A, lesbians, all wrapped up in a twisting half baked spy plot. This little jewel grossed a grand total of $17,365 in the US & Canada and $439,587 worldwide. It's essentially a sexploitation flick, with writing and dialogue that would make John Waters or Quentin Tarantino either blush or giggle. Some examples of the dialogue courtesy of IMDb...

Quotes
Camero: I'm gonna booty-bang bitch slap your fucking ass until you're just this side of salvage. Then I'm gonna ram-ride girly's show tits asunder before I plow both of you bitches under!

Gage: [threatening Trixie with a dildo tipped with whirling blades] I love Home Depot... Now listen here, you fucking slag. I have a reputation for being very persuasive. And I know you're a virtuoso with them throat muscles. So you'd better start spilling - or I'm gonna send Thaddeus here right up your chutney tube!

Trixie: Oh, my God. You're a wicked-cool covert operative masquerading as a sex-toy tycoon?
Hel: Mm-hmm. My mission was retrieve that... a weaponized vial of synthetic nano-swarm that Gage hijacked from a CIA convoy. It's filled with trillions of self-replicating robo-viruses that latch onto any living organism and suck the carbon out... 'til you, me, even the cockroaches are nothing more than gray goo.

Hel: Open wide psycho slut.
Camero: Lube my boob skank twat.

Hel: I'm through being Foxy 69. But you can't just walk away from Flesh Force Foxy with a wink and a hi-dee-ho.

I mean, this one is bad B-movie gold, if you're ever into that kind of stuff. Me, I was transfixed, way better than watching John Wick reruns.