RBF League 2023 - Gary Barnidge Classic!

[Randolphkeys]

Sun God so good.

I had him next in my queue if Kelce didn't drop.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I am pleased to report that @Hurl Bruce is the high score for the week and @Jack Brickman is the low score of the week. That means "Zay My Name" is no more. Hurl: what is Jack's new team name for the rest of the season?

 

[Hurl Bruce]

His team can be called, "Proud Boy Foreskin Aficionados".

@Jack Brickman

 

[Randolphkeys]

You were in charge of the next dare, @Hurl Bruce. You still using it after I rolled out Swifty?

 

[Hurl Bruce]

Ope.

How about the team with the largest margin of victory picks a song that the loser of that matchup has to do a karaoke performance.

Bonus points if the song/artist is derived from one of the players involved (i.e. D’Andre Swift -> Taylor Swift)

 

[Randolphkeys]

Ope.

How about the team with the largest margin of victory picks a song that the loser of that matchup has to do a karaoke performance.

Bonus points if the song/artist is derived from one of the players involved (i.e. D’Andre Swift -> Taylor Swift)

I love it.

I also want to know why Jack hasn't updated his team name to *checks the records*

Proud Boy Foreskin Aficionados

 

[Jack Brickman]

I love it.

I also want to know why Jack hasn't updated his team name to *checks the records*

Proud Boy Foreskin Aficionados

Done.

Surprised there wasn't a character limit.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

Done.

Surprised there wasn't a character limit.

There is, and the name used every last one.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Ope.

How about the team with the largest margin of victory picks a song that the loser of that matchup has to do a karaoke performance.

Bonus points if the song/artist is derived from one of the players involved (i.e. D’Andre Swift -> Taylor Swift)

First of all... this was your idea, not mine @Hurl Bruce. How did you know you would be performing a Taylor Swift song? I'm impressed.

Take a week if you need to take a week. This is a huge lift of a weekly dare in my opinion.

Follow up: Thrilled I won the Hunt sweepstakes. Thanks to everyone who didn't put in a waiver request ahead of me.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

@Randolphkeys

 

[Randolphkeys]

Y'all are fools if you don't watch all the way through!




Next bet: The Annual Gary Barnidge Classic.

Winner is the highest scoring tight end. Loser is the lowest scoring tight end. Loser needs to post themselves singing 30 seconds of The Barbie Song. This dare was created by the real Gary Barnidge, so no pussing out.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

Darren Waller sets the bar at 5.

Fucking Daniel Jones. I needed 25 yards from Waller to hit a parlay.

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

Darren Waller sets the bar at 5.

Fucking Daniel Jones. I needed 25 yards from Waller to hit a parlay.

What?

Waller was his own reason he didn't hit 25 yards. Dude dropped multiple catches and had no idea how to track a perfectly placed deep ball down the sideline.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

What?

Waller was his own reason he didn't hit 25 yards. Dude dropped multiple catches and had no idea how to track a perfectly placed deep ball down the sideline.

There were plenty of wide open opportunities where Jones couldn't give him a catchable ball.

 

[Randolphkeys]

What?

Waller was his own reason he didn't hit 25 yards. Dude dropped multiple catches and had no idea how to track a perfectly placed deep ball down the sideline.