Words of wisdom from the Big Ticket, this probably doesn't concern you

[FlatulenciaRoar]

Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put it in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those who can cook, y'all know what I'm talking about. If y'all can't cook, this doesn't concern you.

Kevin Garnett, quoted in the Sydney Morning Herald, Weekend Edition, Dec 17-18

Couldn't have said it better myself, although I wish I had known that 50 years ago, no doubt my life would have taken a very different course. Off to pick up some tortillas for my supper...

 

[MoFlo]

Sounds like Garnett's been visiting with Sam Hurd...

 

[The Oi]

I'm getting sick of this anti- mexican propaganda out there right now...

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

F the frying pan. Throw that shit into a crock pot and you got pure ecstasy in 6 hours.