Wow, Derrick Rose injured while slicing an apple in bed

[KIisKing]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Derrick-Rose-cuts-apple-arm?urn=nba,127593

He cuts himself with a kinife while cutting an apple in bed. Is that a cover up?

 

[Douglar]

Re: Wow, Derrick Rose!

Really sounds like one to me. There's always a crazy girlfriend involved in these stabbing accident.

 

[Zog]

Re: Wow, Derrick Rose!

It has been well documented that Rose eats pretty much nothing but gummy bears and other sweet candy (I remember a story in the NCAA tourney where they had to make sure he didn't eat too many gummy bears so he wouldn't get sick).

Therefore, it is clear he would not be cutting an apple up in bed. :chuckles:

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

Re: Wow, Derrick Rose!

Some of those comments on the link are hilarious.

 

[Sir Charles Barkley]

Re: Wow, Derrick Rose!

wow! thats funny. I hope its not a cover up...i really like the Dr.

 

[Man Called X]

Re: Wow, Derrick Rose!

There's more to this story than an apple. No one cuts apples in bed. No one. This is just so completely outlandish. Can't wait to hear the real story.

 

[Cavatt]

Re: Wow, Derrick Rose!

Japanese Knife game.

 

[wuck]

Re: Wow, Derrick Rose!

It has to be true only because no one would make up a story that stupid...

Cutting yourself with a knife in the kitchen, okay. In your bed with an apple? It sounds like a bad game of Clue.

 

[RchfldCavRaised]

Rose tried to pull a Kobe, but didnt realize he was in Chi town instead of Denver... end result, the chick who's booty he tried to run up on, didnt take too kind to that and proceeded to Bobbit him

 

[Adam]

I heard larry hughes once cut himself peeling a banana:chuckles:

I think only people with housecleaners dear cut fruit in their bed, crazy young millionaire lifestyles

 

[Randolphkeys]

He probably cut himself making this simple Japanese dish with a girl he met after a game:

http://japanesefood.about.com/od/udon/r/bukkakeudon.htm

 

[Maximus]

I know in Cleveland that rookies were always required to read Drew books an tuck him into bed. Maybe Rose finally refused and Drew threw a tantrum.

 

[TAS]

Emo?

 

[mixman]

Doesn't sound too bright if he's leaving knifes in his bed. Maybe he got cut by a hooker after he didn't pay up.

 

[JJ Smooth]

Derrick Rose cutting an apple in bed = Plaxico Burress being shot at Applebees