You can only pick one

[The Oi]

Drive in a 1991 Chrysler LeBaron with LeBron

Dinner with Drew (Gooden)

Breakfast with Ben (Wallace)

Chowder (of your choice) with Crowder

Love with Love

LARP with (Ron) Harp

Decorating with Garland

Dance with Nance (of your choice)

Liftin with (Allie) Clifton

 

[Randolphkeys]

How many miles are on the LeBaron? Disc brakes?

 

[The Oi]

How many miles are on the LeBaron?

It’s a 1991, so you gotta figure it’s rode hard and put up wet. But we’ll go low and figure a senior citizen owned it, passed it onto a druggie kid who rarely drove and call it 35,367. One for each point in LeBron’s career.

 

[Randolphkeys]

It’s a 1991, so you gotta figure it’s rode hard and put up wet. But we’ll go low and figure a senior citizen owned it, passed it onto a druggie kid who rarely drove and call it 35,367. One for each point in LeBron’s career.

A '91 LeBaron with only 35,367? Show me the Carfax. Give me the keys and LeBron can stay home!

 

[Beanie4Heisman]

Would give a rather hefty sum to be lifting Allie Clifton.

Hubba Hubba

 

[Deezus]

Drive in a 1991 Chrysler LeBaron with LeBron

Dinner with Drew (Gooden)

Breakfast with Ben (Wallace)

Chowder (of your choice) with Crowder

Love with Love

LARP with (Ron) Harp

Decorating with Garland

Dance with Nance (of your choice)

Liftin with (Allie) Clifton

What about Boozin' with Boozer?

Blunts with Corie Blount?

Flushin' your poop down with Danny Brown?

Ass-Pie's with Casspi?

Boners with Chones?

Droppin' a plop with Desagana Diop?

Taking a pee with World B. Free?

Finding Rodney's Clitoral Hood?

Imitating Hellen Keller with Tyler Zeller?

or... my personal favorite:
Watching the shit slice with Mark Price?!?

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

Well, we all know the media narrative around DG's decorating skills.

Was Ben Wallace ever selected to the US Select Team? If not, that egregious snub has to take him off the table.

I'm surprised smoking with our 2009 second-round pick wasn't an option.

Can I opt for 2,000 lbs of intimate relations with another player on the roster?

 

[Deezus]

Would give a rather hefty sum to be lifting Allie Clifton.

Hubba Hubba

Yikes! Have you seen her hands?!

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Yikes! Have you seen her hands?!

Yeah buddy, I hate to break the news to you, but your problem isn't that her hands are too big....

 

[2 For The Brew]

Brew with the Brew for me:

"Hi, this is Jim Brewer for Genesee Cream Ale. I am sometimes called "The Brew" as in "Score 2 for the Brew. But, the brew that scores with me is Genesee Cream Ale." - 1976 radio commercial on dubya dubya dubya E 1100 AM.

More old school:

Camping with Campy
Footsie with Footsy
Skywalking with Luke (Witte)
Bingo with Bingo
Driving in Texas Capitol with Austin Carr
Bitch with Fitch (double team)
Rowing with Rowland (Garrett)
Dick Snyder ... that's a bridge too far for me
Same with Chones - Bones or Phones or Moans is a bit much
Confetti with Mileti (for the 1976 Title we didn't win because Chones broke his foot -- still sucks 45 years later)

 

[2 For The Brew]

Hara-kiri with Jiri

 

[Beanie4Heisman]

Bingo with Bingo

W.

 

[Beanie4Heisman]

What is this wonderous weed strain you've discovered in recent weeks @The Oi ?!?

 

[2 For The Brew]

Ho with Mo (Howard, 1977 2nd round pick who played a few games with us)

 

[JJ_PR]

WTF