your all-Browns team since 1999

[KCOTT]

Was thinking about this, what if there was an all-Browns team since they came back? Some of these were incredibly hard to fill and had to pull some names out of my ass. Oh well, here's my attempt.

All-Browns Team (since 1999) :chuckles:

Coach - Butch Davis

QB - Derek Anderson (had to put somebody)
RB - Peyton Hillis, Jamal Lewis
FB - Lawrence Vickers
WR - Kevin Johnson, Braylon Edwards
TE - Kellen Winslow, Jr., Steve Heiden
OL - Joe Thomas, Eric Steinbach, Jeff Faine, Orlando Brown, Shaun O'Hara

DL - Shaun Rogers, Kenard Lang, Ted Washington, Orpheus Roye
LB - Jamir Miller, Kamerion Wimbley, D'Qwell Jackson
CB - Anthony Henry, Daylon McCutcheon
S - Earl Little, T.J. Ward

KR - Josh Cribbs
PR - Josh Cribbs

K - Phil Dawson
P - Chris Gardocki

- Butch Davis last took us to the playoffs, Anderson was the only QB to ever put up decent stats, Earl Little called Hines Ward a chinese bitch, Wimbley had some sacks, OL I had no idea just threw in names, Henry had 10 INT's as a rookie if I remember correctly, Daylon McCutcheon has a cool name, and Gardocki never had a punt blocked...if that means anything



All-Face Palm Team

Coach - Terry Robiskie

QB - Doug Pederson
RB - William Green, Adimchinobe Echemandu
FB - Marc Edwards
WR - JaJuan Dawson, Donte' Stallworth
TE - Darnell Dinkins, O.J. Santiago
OL - all linemen from the 1999 roster + Brad Bedell

DL - Courtney Brown, Nick Speegle, Amon Gordon, Simon Fraser
LB - Dwayne Rudd, Beau Bell, Antwan Peek
CB - Michael Lehan, Rahim Abdullah
S - Chris Crocker, Percy Ellsworth

KR - Terry Kirby
PR - Andre Davis

K - Brett Conway (it was either him or Dawson)
P - Derrick Frost

I'm sure there's worse...



Your picks?

 

[Phills14]

Funny idea.

I'd probably put Alex Mack instead of Jeff Faine at this point. Faine wasn't all that great for us. He was better when he left Cleveland. I'd also replace Ted Washington with Ruben. Big Ted was largely inneffective for us. Also did you mean Lomas Brown instead of Orlando? Wasn't Orlando the dude who got the flag to the eye? That had to happen in year 1 or 2, right?

For the all face palm team you can substitute so many guys and not be wrong. How about Madre Hill and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as the RBs? Robert Royal has to make the TE, the dude can't catch period. Brandon McDonald for CBs?

 

[The Oi]

Hodges has a small sample size, but he has the potential to win that punter spot. He's been terrific.

 

[bob2the2nd]

how the hell do you have courtney brown on your facepalm roster but not gerard warren?

other facepalm considerations: ben gay-RB

and if we can pick and choose players by season then william green should be on the RB list instead of jamal lewis, if we cant pick and choose by season then I put tim couch as the QB. had there been any talent on this team at all when he was drafted I think he would have been an alright QB.

 

[The Oi]

OT Orlando Brown belongs on there somewhere. Not his fault, but the penalty flag in the eye-ball was so embarrassing and so Cleveland.

 

[Noonan]

This team doesn't even get a wild card.

 

[Da_James_Gang]

I'd put Couch at QB, with that O-line.

 

[The Common Man]

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[Frank Stallone]

Leigh Bodden deserves to be on this. He's arguably the most productive defensive player we've had.

Also, I think that Andra Davis was more productive than D'Qwell due too D'Qwell being made of glass.

You'd have to do it by year, ala Derek Anderson (2007).

Holy shit. I forgot about D'Qwell Jackson - damn, we have a good up and coming defense if they can stay healthy.

Idk, I think Tim Couch from 2002 would be my guy - or a combination of Couch and Holcomb from that year.

 

[Damage]

how the hell do you have courtney brown on your facepalm roster but not gerard warren?

other facepalm considerations: ben gay-RB

and if we can pick and choose players by season then william green should be on the RB list instead of jamal lewis, if we cant pick and choose by season then I put tim couch as the QB. had there been any talent on this team at all when he was drafted I think he would have been an alright QB.

C'mon. Gay was an undrafted guy. Only list he belongs on is the funny sports name list.

 

[Juice is Loose]

Ben Gay tore apart the Ravens the one game thats a pass.

Safeties its too early to put Ward on there. Couple names that came to my head were Percy Ellsworth, Brian Russell, Robert Griffith

 

[afireinside7710]

I'd put Couch at QB, with that O-line.

i always wondered what Couch would have done with a good O-Line

 

[Randolphkeys]

Hodges has a small sample size, but he has the potential to win that punter spot. He's been terrific.

I was about to argue the punter position -strangely chalk full of talent over the past ten years- and then I remembered Chris Gardocki is the name of the neighborhood bully in Step Brothers. That makes Gardocki a former Pro Bowler, our best weapon for five years, and the guy who made Will Farrell eat white dog shit.

We have a winner.

 

[Chardon]

That makes Gardocki a former Pro Bowler, our best weapon for five years, and the guy who made Will Farrell eat white dog shit.

Anyone remember Corey Fuller?

 

[Ayatolla of Slamola]

Chris Gardocki will always stay with me for the simple fact of tailgating for the Steelers game and a train goes by waiving a Shitsburgh flag and some dude in a Gardocki jersey (yes he had a fucking Chris Gardocki jersey on) picks up a brick and hits the train with it. :chuckles: